Dildo
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Ram Singh suggested that Andrea Quill's pen was a dildo. (PROSE: The Stone House [+]Loading...["The Stone House (novel)"])
Iris Wildthyme once disguised a "time ring-thing" as a black dildo, dubbing it the Time Cock. (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Loading...["The Dreadful Flap (short story)"])
John 316 claimed that something was as subtle as "them" slapping one "upside the head" with a dildo with the word "exposition" written on it in 72-pt bold impact font. (GRAPHIC: John 316 [+]Loading...["John 316 (illustration)"])