Ernest P
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Ernest P was a citizen of Terra Alpha who worked as the stage doorman at the Forum.
Biography
Ernest P was the son of the Forum's stage doorman, whose own father had also had the job. He took on the job at a young age and followed in his predecessors' footsteps by treating the public rudely so that they would not bother him, although he always acted cheery whenever he saw the Happiness Patrol. (PROSE: The Happiness Patrol [+]Loading...["The Happiness Patrol (novelisation)"])
