Kristoff Alucard
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Kristoff Alucard, also known as Dracula, was an agent of MIAOW. (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Loading...["The Dreadful Flap (short story)"])
Dracula's existence was in a state of quantum possibility. (PROSE: A Bloody (And Public) Domaine [+]Loading...["A Bloody (And Public) Domaine (short story)"]) These possibilities included being the fictional character of Dracula created by Bram Stoker, inspired by the historical prince of the same name; (AUDIO: Son of the Dragon [+]Loading...["Son of the Dragon (audio story)"], et al.) a resurrected version of the historical prince; (PROSE: A Bloody (And Public) Domaine [+]Loading...["A Bloody (And Public) Domaine (short story)"]) a completely real individual with no direct connection to the prince who worked for MIAOW under the alias Kristoff Alucard; (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Loading...["The Dreadful Flap (short story)"]) and an Incremental being who was once fictional, but became real. (PROSE: The Found World [+]Loading...["The Found World (short story)"], A Bloody (And Public) Domaine [+]Loading...["A Bloody (And Public) Domaine (short story)"])
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Dracula began calling himself "Kristoff Alucard". (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Loading...["The Dreadful Flap (short story)"]) The Manleigh Halt Irregulars once encountered Alucard. (PROSE: The Delightful Bag)
He was recruited by MIAOW.
By 2008, Alucard was in charge of the Darlington branch of MIAOW. Under his command, MIAOW ruthlessly collected everything which fell through the Dreadful Flap; imprisoning extraterrestrials and cannibalised alien technology. Iris Wildthyme and Panda visited MIAOW and witnessed Alucard ordering the imprisonment of Barbra. Alucard followed Iris to 1962, where Noël Coward killed him with the Blithe Pinking Shears. Iris put Dracula's ashes in the crypt of St Mary's Church. (PROSE: The Dreadful Flap [+]Loading...["The Dreadful Flap (short story)"])
Brenda (the bride of Frankenstein's monster) once called Dracula a "foppish old cadaver" in her letter to the readers of Paul Magrs' series of books about herself and Effie. (PROSE: Brenda's B&B [+]Loading...["Brenda's B&B (short story)"])