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|novelisation of = The Krikkitmen (TV story) | |novelisation of = The Krikkitmen (TV story) | ||
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|number = 5 | |number = 5 | ||
|doctor = Fourth Doctor | |doctor = Fourth Doctor | ||
|companions = [[ | |companions = [[K9 Mark II]], [[Romana II]] | ||
|featuring = [[Borusa]] | |featuring = [[Borusa]] | ||
|enemy = [[Krikkitman|Krikkitmen]] | |enemy = [[Krikkitman|Krikkitmen]], [[Hactar]], [[First Great War TARDIS|War TARDIS]] | ||
|setting = | |setting = | ||
|writer = | |writer = James Goss | ||
|read by = [[Dan Starkey]] | |read by = [[Dan Starkey]] | ||
|publisher = BBC Books | |publisher = BBC Books | ||
|release date = | |release date = 18 January 2018 | ||
|cover = | |cover = | ||
|format = Print, 42 chapters | |format = Print, 42 chapters | ||
|isbn = ISBN 978- | |isbn = ISBN 978-1-78594-105-4 | ||
|prev = The Pirate Planet (novelisation) | |prev = The Pirate Planet (novelisation) | ||
|next = Scratchman (novelisation) | |next = Scratchman (novelisation) | ||
}}'''''Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen''''' by [[James Goss]] was a novelisation of the unproduced story ''[[The Krikkitmen (TV story)|The Krikkitmen]]''. | }} | ||
'''''Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen''''' by [[James Goss]] was a novelisation of the unproduced [[Douglas Adams]] story ''[[The Krikkitmen (TV story)|The Krikkitmen]]''. | |||
== Publisher's summary == | == Publisher's summary == | ||
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[[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] promised [[Romana II|Romana]] the [[End of the Universe|end of the universe]], so she's less than impressed when what she gets is a [[cricket]] match. But then the [[award ceremony]] is interrupted by eleven figures in [[white]] [[uniform]]s and peaked [[skull]] [[helmet]]s, wielding [[Cricket bat|bat]]-shaped [[weapon]]s that fire lethal bolts of light into the screaming crowd. The [[Krikkitman|Krikkitmen]] are back. | [[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] promised [[Romana II|Romana]] the [[End of the Universe|end of the universe]], so she's less than impressed when what she gets is a [[cricket]] match. But then the [[award ceremony]] is interrupted by eleven figures in [[white]] [[uniform]]s and peaked [[skull]] [[helmet]]s, wielding [[Cricket bat|bat]]-shaped [[weapon]]s that fire lethal bolts of light into the screaming crowd. The [[Krikkitman|Krikkitmen]] are back. | ||
Millions of years ago, the [[Krikkita|people]] of [[Krikkit]] learned they were not alone in the universe, and promptly launched a [[xenophobia|xenophobic]] crusade to wipe out all other life-forms. After a long and bloody conflict, the [[Time Lord]]s imprisoned Krikkit within an envelope of | Millions of years ago, the [[Krikkita|people]] of [[Krikkit]] learned they were not alone in the universe, and promptly launched a [[xenophobia|xenophobic]] crusade to wipe out all other life-forms. After a long and bloody conflict, the [[Time Lord]]s imprisoned Krikkit within an [[Slow Time envelope|envelope of Slow Time]], a [[prison]] that could only be opened with the [[Wicket Gate key]], a device that resembles – to human eyes, at least – an oversized set of cricket stumps... | ||
From [[Earth]] to [[Gallifrey]], from [[Bethselamin]] to [[Devalin]], from Krikkit to [[Mareeve II]] to the far edge of [[infinity]], the Doctor and Romana are tugged into a pan-galactic conga with [[fate]] as they rush to stop the Krikkitmen gaining all five pieces of the key. If they fail, the entire [[cosmos]] faces a fiery retribution that will leave nothing but [[ash]]es... | From [[Earth]] to [[Gallifrey]], from [[Bethselamin]] to [[Devalin]], from Krikkit to [[Mareeve II]] to the far edge of [[infinity]], the Doctor and Romana are tugged into a pan-galactic conga with [[fate]] as they rush to stop the Krikkitmen gaining all five pieces of the key. If they fail, the entire [[cosmos]] faces a fiery retribution that will leave nothing but [[ash]]es... | ||
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
=== Part One === | === Part One === | ||
==== Chapter One: Important and Exciting Galactic History. Do Not Skip. ==== | |||
''Narration from [[the Matrix]]'' | |||
Of the many problems in [[Mutter's Spiral|the Galaxy]], a large one arose with the first major civilisation, [[Alovia]]. The [[Alovian]]s were extremely aggressive and tried taking out their problems on [[potato]]es; however they soon started attacking each other, which over a few centuries led to interstellar war. The Alovians decided to build an Ultimate Weapon to protect them. To do this they built a [[supercomputer]] called [[Hactar]], a black moon orbiting Alovia, with every organic particle of it being aware of and containing the design of the computer as a whole. Hactar created the [[Supernova Bomb]], a weapon which, when detonated, would connect every major [[sun]] and create a giant [[supernova]]. However, when they pressed the button, the bomb did not work. Hactar began to explain that “there was no conceivable consequence of not setting the bomb off that was worse than the known consequence of setting it off”, but before he could continue the Alovians destroyed the computer with missiles. However, the Alovians blew themselves up not much later. | |||
==== Chapter Two: Sandwiches and Outrage ==== | ==== Chapter Two: Sandwiches and Outrage ==== | ||
[[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] has taken [[Romana II|Romana]] to a [[cricket]] match at [[Lord's]], much to her surprise. She notes that the humans there have no knowledge of the true significance of cricket. She is confused why they are there as she remembers the Doctor saying the universe would be ending and giving her a tie for the occasion. | [[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] has taken [[Romana II|Romana]] to a [[cricket]] match at [[Lord's]], much to her surprise. She notes that the humans there have no knowledge of the true significance of cricket. She is confused why they are there as she remembers the Doctor saying the universe would be ending and giving her a tie for the occasion. | ||
As they exit | As they exit [[the Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]], they push through an angry crowd. The Doctor notes they are angry because of "[[race memory]]", and they wouldn't know why. Romana persists in asking why they are at a cricket match instead of the end of the universe, but the Doctor simply remarks any Englishman would say those are the same thing. He notes that oddly, cricket seems rather harmless and innocent enough. Romana agrees, as the Doctor explains [[the Ashes]]. As the crowd grows excited, the Doctor suddenly vanishes. | ||
==== Chapter Three: An International Incident ==== | |||
Romana notices the Doctor is on the cricket pitch. He tries to convince the Australian captain to give him the Ashes, which are being presented to the English team. He warns them to no avail, and then tries to take the trophy. Then suddenly, killer [[robot]]s arrive. | |||
==== Chapter Four: Finally, Killer Robots ==== | |||
A cricket pavilion appears out of thin air, and eleven immaculate figures dressed in [[cricket whites]] exit it. The Doctor tells the captain to let him give them the trophy, but he does not take them seriously. The Killer Robots begin their massacre, all in the form of a cricket game. Romana materialises [[The Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]] in front of the Doctor, on its side in an attempt to create a barricade. One of the robots snatches the Ashes, and they return to their pavilion, which disappears. The Doctor and Romana come to terms with the fact that it is indeed the return of a [[Time Lord]] [[legend]], the [[Krikkitmen]]. | |||
==== Chapter Five: Unforgivable Thefts from a Hairdresser ==== | |||
Romana reflects on [[Gallifrey]], thinking how she was originally to return shortly after helping the Doctor, but instead they had gone on adventures. She realises that they need to return, and that the Time Lords would not be happy she was missing. She and the Doctor remember that he is actually the incumbent [[Lord President]]. After waiting, they are confronted by the [[Chancellery Guard]] and marched into the [[Capitol]], where they meet [[Cardinal]] (and [[Acting President of the High Council|Acting President]]) [[Borusa]]. Borusa is quite unhappy to see them, but leads them through Gallifrey's [[data core]] to the [[Great Matrix Chamber]]. The Doctor and Romana encounter [[K9 Mark II|K9]], who proclaims [[the Matrix]] is at fault, despite Borusa's claim that since it had not foreseen the return of the Krikkitmen, it was not true. Romana decides they must examine the Matrix's knowledge of the Krikkitmen, by going into it. | |||
==== Chapter Six: Further Important and Exciting Galactic History. Again, Do Not Skip. ==== | |||
The Doctor, Romana and K9 enter the virtual reality of [[Krikkit]], as the Matrix narrates to them. It describes how the natives, the [[Krikkita]]s, were content with everything they had on their planet, isolated in a dust cloud. There were no stars visible, so the Krikkitas had no clue there was (or even could be) other life in the universe, until a spacecraft crashed. They reverse engineered the technology and built a spacecraft of their own, and left the dust cloud to find the rest of the universe. They could not cope with its existence and immediately decided it would have to go. The Doctor and Romana observe as the scientists of Krikkit create the technology to wage universal warfare, and ultimately, the [[Krikkitmen]]— androids who then attacked all of the Galaxy. | |||
==== Chapter Seven: More on the Galaxy Reeling ==== | |||
Due to [[White Guardian|supernatural forces]], the Galaxy happened to be enjoying an unusually prosperous period of peace. This peace was represented by the [[Wicket Gate]], a symbolic monument which appropriately happened to be the first thing destroyed by the Krikkitmen. The following thousand years were those of carnage and destruction, the [[Krikkit Wars]]. The war only ended when the [[Time Lord]]s broke their [[non-interference policy]] and assisted the rest of the Galaxy. But then came the issue of what to do with the Krikkitas... | |||
==== Chapter Eight: So Much for Universal Peace ==== | |||
The Doctor, Romana and K9 exit the Matrix and decide travel to the end of the Krikkit Wars to see for themselves what actually happened. They find themselves in a galactic meeting where the fate of the Krikkitas is being decided, overseen by the Time Lords. They announce they have a solution, and lead the delegates to privately discuss in the [[First Great War TARDIS]], which K9 breaks into. [[Battle Cardinal]] [[Melia]] proposes instant annihilation of Krikkit, but the rest opt for the "Plan B"— Krikkit is encased in an impenetrable envelope of [[Slow Time]], to be released at the [[end of the universe]] when all other life has ceased to exist. The Doctor worries this plan seems ''too'' failsafe, and cannot ask Melia as he has disappeared. Suddenly, a Krikkitman approaches them. | |||
==== Chapter Nine: Running on Imagination ==== | |||
''to be continued'' | ''to be continued'' | ||
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* [[Romana II]] | * [[Romana II]] | ||
* [[K9 Mark II]] | * [[K9 Mark II]] | ||
* [[Borusa]] | * [[Borusa]] | ||
* [[First Great War TARDIS]] | * [[First Great War TARDIS]] | ||
* [[Hactar]] | * [[Hactar]] | ||
* [[Battle Cardinal]] [[Melia]] | |||
* [[Velspoor]] | |||
* [[Professor Chronotis]] | |||
* [[Great Khan (Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen)|Great Khan]] | |||
* [[Bastrabon]] | |||
* [[Ognonimous Fugg]] | |||
* [[Andvalmon]] | |||
* [[Jal]] | * [[Jal]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Sir Robot]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Grayce|Chief Elder Grayce]] | ||
* [[Narase|Elder Narase]] | |||
* [[Prime Minister]] ([[Margaret Thatcher]]) | |||
* [[Richfield]] | * [[Richfield]] | ||
* [[Wedgwood]] | * [[Wedgwood]] | ||
* [[White Guardian]] | |||
* [[Black Guardian]] | |||
== | == Worldbuilding == | ||
* The Doctor takes Romana to [[Lord's]]. | |||
* Romana believes that [[the Doctor]] would never be able to fight a [[war]], due to his impatience. | * Romana believes that [[the Doctor]] would never be able to fight a [[war]], due to his impatience. | ||
* When the Doctor repairs Sir Robot, he occasionally speaks [[Esperanto]]. | * Before the [[Krikkit War]], the [[White Guardian]] used the [[Key to Time]] to bring an era of peace to the universe. This involved the downfall of several hostile races, such as the [[Racnoss]], [[Jagaroth]], and [[Kastrian]]s. | ||
* [[The Master's TARDIS]] is said to have an entirely [[black]] interior. | |||
* [[Gallifreyan]] [[Bardak the Flighty]] invented wireless [[wrist communicator]]s during Gallifrey's [[Golden Age of Technology]]. | |||
* Romana has a copy of ''[[The Times]]'' with a Krikkitman on it. | |||
* The [[Great Khan (Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen)|Great Khan]] is fighting over a planet with the [[Dominator]]s. | |||
* When the Doctor repairs [[Sir Robot]], he occasionally speaks [[Esperanto]]. | |||
* The Doctor and K9 visit [[Shada]]. The Doctor sees [[Sontaran]]s, an [[Ice Lord]], and a [[Krarg]] imprisoned there. To get to Shada, the Doctor borrows ''[[The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey]]'' from [[Chronotis]]. | |||
* The original twelve [[War TARDIS]]es were created for use in the [[Eternal War|Vampire War]]. | |||
* An unspecified future incarnation of the Doctor had no plans in his [[Five Hundred Year Diary|500-year diary]] one day, and so decided to study [[ventilation shaft]]s. | |||
* The Krikkitmen turn off [[Gallifrey]]'s [[transduction barrier]]s. | |||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
* Douglas Adams adapted this story into the non-''Doctor Who'' novel ''Life, the Universe, and Everything'', part of ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' series. The planet of [[Bethselamin]] also first appeared in the script, and later appears in the '' | * Douglas Adams adapted this story into the non-''Doctor Who'' novel ''Life, the Universe, and Everything'', part of ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' series. The planet of [[Bethselamin]] also first appeared in the script, and later appears in the ''Hitchhikers'' series as an overcrowded tourist destination. This is referenced in the book, hinting that after the events of the book Bethselamin began to gain tourists; additionally, when the [[Krikkitman|Krikkitmen]] attack Bethselamin, [[Andvalmon]] believes them to be tourists. | ||
* Although not specified, the [[Prime Minister of the United Kingdom|Prime Minister]] in this story is implied to be [[Margaret Thatcher]]. | * Although not specified, the [[Prime Minister of the United Kingdom|Prime Minister]] in this story is implied to be [[Margaret Thatcher]]. | ||
* In one of the appendices of the book, James Goss writes how he considered using [[Sarah Jane Smith]] as a companion as it would have been in the original story, but settled on [[Romana II]] and [[K9 Mark II|K9]] instead. (In fact Adams' notes only use the name "Jane" as a placeholder.) The beginning of the story as it would have been was included, with the Fourth Doctor returning to Sarah Jane after the events of ''[[The Sarah Jane Adventures]]''. | * In one of the appendices of the book, James Goss writes how he considered using [[Sarah Jane Smith]] as a companion as it would have been in the original story, but settled on [[Romana II]] and [[K9 Mark II|K9]] instead. (In fact Adams' notes only use the name "Jane" as a placeholder.) The beginning of the story as it would have been was included, with the Fourth Doctor returning to Sarah Jane after the events of ''[[The Sarah Jane Adventures]]''. | ||
* Goss also mentions having used many other ideas from Adams' works, published or unpublished. One of these is evident in the story of the [[Great Khan (Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen)|Great Khan]], an alien emperor who has trouble planning his schedule— a reimagining of Adams' short story {{wi|The Private Life of Genghis Khan}} (which also has connections to the ''Hitchhiker's'' series). | |||
* The forty-second (and final) chapter in the book is titled "The Meaning of Life", referencing the meaning of life being said to be [[42 (number)|42]] in ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''. | |||
== Continuity == | == Continuity == | ||
* It is mentioned that Romana has reassembled the [[Key to Time]], ([[TV]]: ''[[The Armageddon Factor (TV story)|The Armageddon Factor]]'') thwarted [[Davros]], ([[TV]]: ''[[Destiny of the Daleks (TV story)|Destiny of the Daleks]]'') and outclassed the [[Nimon]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Horns of Nimon (TV story)|The Horns of Nimon]]'') | * It is mentioned that Romana has reassembled the [[Key to Time]], ([[TV]]: ''[[The Armageddon Factor (TV story)|The Armageddon Factor]]'') thwarted [[Davros]], ([[TV]]: ''[[Destiny of the Daleks (TV story)|Destiny of the Daleks]]'') and outclassed the [[Nimon]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Horns of Nimon (TV story)|The Horns of Nimon]]'') | ||
* The Doctor and Romana's visit to the Time Lord prison planet [[ | * When meeting K9 on Gallifrey, the Doctor remembers there is [[K9 Mark I|an earlier version of him]] on the planet with Romana's "predecessor", [[Leela]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Invasion of Time (TV story)|The Invasion of Time]]'') | ||
* The Doctor and Romana's visit to the Time Lord prison planet [[Shada]] is mentioned. ([[TV]]: ''[[Shada (TV story)|Shada]]'') | |||
* Shada looks like a giant [[seal of Rassilon]]. ([[WC]]: ''[[Shada (webcast)|Shada]]'') | * Shada looks like a giant [[seal of Rassilon]]. ([[WC]]: ''[[Shada (webcast)|Shada]]'') | ||
* The Doctor possesses luck manipulation abilities. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Christmas on a Rational Planet (novel)|Christmas on a Rational Planet]]'', ''[[Camera Obscura (novel)|Camera Obscura]]'') | * The Doctor possesses luck manipulation abilities. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Christmas on a Rational Planet (novel)|Christmas on a Rational Planet]]'', ''[[Camera Obscura (novel)|Camera Obscura]]'') | ||
* [[Borusa]] has been regenerating more often since meeting the [[ | * [[Borusa]] has been regenerating more often since meeting the [[Fourth Doctor]] ([[TV]]: ''[[The Deadly Assassin (TV story)|The Deadly Assassin]]'', ''[[The Invasion of Time (TV story)|The Invasion of Time]]'') and has died from a falling stack of books, a missing decimal point, and an infected toenail. | ||
* When the Doctor is contemplating the reasons why he didn't notice Romana had been possessed, he remembers how he knew [[Sarah Jane Smith (android)|Sarah Jane's android]] was an imposter by the fact that it was wearing the scarf that Sarah had lost earlier. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Android Invasion (TV story)|The Android Invasion]]'') | * When the Doctor is contemplating the reasons why he didn't notice Romana had been possessed, he remembers how he knew [[Sarah Jane Smith (android)|Sarah Jane's android]] was an imposter by the fact that it was wearing the scarf that Sarah had lost earlier. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Android Invasion (TV story)|The Android Invasion]]'') | ||
* [[Borusa]] is acting as [[Lord President]] for the Doctor. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Invasion of Time (TV story)|The Invasion of Time]]'') | |||
== Additional cover images == | == Additional cover images == | ||
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== Editions published outside Britain == | == Editions published outside Britain == | ||
* Published in Russia by AST in 2019 as a hardback edition, it was one of | * Published in Russia by AST in 2019 as a hardback edition, it was one of eight books published in the 2010s. The title was Доктор Кто против Криккитян (''Doktor Kto protiv Krikkityan''), meaning "Doctor Who vs. the Krikkitmen". | ||
* Published in Germany by | * Published in Germany by Bastei Lübbe in 2019 as a hardback edition and published as ''Doctor Who und die Krikkit-Krieger'', it was one of three books published by them in the 2010's. | ||
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== Audiobook == | == Audiobook == | ||
This novel was released on [[18 January (releases)|18 January]] [[2018 (releases)|2018]] complete and unabridged by [[BBC Audio]] and read by [[Dan Starkey]]. | * This novel was released as an audiobook, in the UK, on [[18 January (releases)|18 January]] [[2018 (releases)|2018]] complete and unabridged by [[BBC Audio]] and read by [[Dan Starkey]]. | ||
* This novel was also released as an audiobook, in Germany, on [[1 September (releases)|1 September]] [[2019 (releases)|2019]] by [[Lübbe Audio]] and read by [[Michael Schwarzmaier]]. | |||
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Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen audiobook.jpg|UK Audiobook | |||
GermanKrikkitmenAudiobook.jpg|German Audiobook | |||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
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* [https://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/cloister/krikkitmen.htm The Cloister Library: '''Doctor Who and the Krikkitmen'''] | |||
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