The Curse of Clyde Langer (TV story)

The Curse of Clyde Langer was the second serial of series 5 of The Sarah Jane Adventures. It was written by Phil Ford and directed by Ashley Way. As well as being the 2012 winner of the Writer's Guild of Great Britain's Best Children's TV Script Award, this story was notable for its frank depiction of a modern-day social ill — homelessness — and its atypical ambiguous conclusion, in contrast to the usual "happy ending" of The Sarah Jane Adventures. Due to the show's cancellation, this story also marked the final appearances of Haresh Chandra and Carla Langer.

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	Clyde, Sarah Jane, Rani, Sky, Mr Smith
	Carla, Haresh, Steve
	Hetocumtek
	Ealing, 2011
	Phil Ford
	Ashley Way
	Brian Minchin
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	2
	10 October - 11 October 2011
	CBBC
	2x30 minute episodes
SJA television stories
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Synopsis

Part one

It's raining fish from the skies! Sarah Jane's investigations lead the gang to the Museum of Culture, where the ancient god Hetocumtek may offer answers. Yet when Clyde touches the totem pole, his family and friends savagely turn against him and he is thrown out of their lives!

Part two

Clyde is alone and abandoned on the streets of London, living rough, cold and hungry. One person reaches out to him, but as they become friends, he's warned about the legendary Night Dragon. In Bannerman Road, Sky knows something's wrong – why do Sarah Jane and Rani suddenly hate Clyde?

Plot

Part one

Clyde shows Rani The Silver Bullet, a superhero comic strip he has written and illustrated. Rani is impressed with her friend's latest project, but isn't quite as taken with his idea for another tale, starring an adventurer named "Susie June Jones". Meanwhile, Rani's father, headmaster Haresh Chandra, meets with Sarah Jane and her newly-adopted daughter to discuss Sky's enrollment at the school. When their conversation is interrupted by the sudden appearance of a fish on the office's window-ledge, Haresh suspects a student prank. However, when he, Sarah Jane and Sky go outside, they find that it is raining fish.

Leaving Haresh and his pupils gaping at the bizarre, fish-covered school and playground, Sarah Jane, Sky, Clyde and Rani race back to the attic of No. 13 Bannerman Road, where Mr Smith is busy monitoring reports of the unusual storm. Sarah Jane explains that accounts of such phenomenon have been attributed to tornadoes sucking up fish and depositing them elsewhere. Just to make sure, she asks Mr Smith to carry out a scan for any alien energies that could be to blame. The Xylok computer does not detect anything suspicious. He informs Sarah Jane of a possible link to a new exhibit at the Museum of Culture, where a Mojave Native American totem pole is on display. Legend has it that when this artefact was removed from the cave where it was hidden, a storm of fish fell from the skies.

Clyde at the museum.

The gang arrive at the museum; as they race inside, Clyde pauses to give some change to a homeless girl begging on the street. Making their way to the Native American display, the gang easily find the totem pole: a tall, wooden post carved with creepy-looking faces. Clyde plays the joker and tickles one of the faces, only to get a nasty splinter in his finger; while he tries to remove it, Sarah Jane, Sky and Rani meet Doctor Samantha Madigan from the anthropology department. She knows of the totem's legendary powers, but doesn't attribute the recent storm to Hetocumtek, the vicious warrior supposedly imprisoned inside the artefact by Native American medicine men. As Sarah Jane conducts a scan of the totem pole that shows no alien presence, Clyde manages to remove the splinter.

With no alien threat apparent, the friends leave. Clyde returns home. After dinner with his mum, he goes to his room to work on his comic book. After completing the final panel of The Silver Bullet, Clyde signs his name and goes to bed. He notices his finger is still hurting. As Clyde falls asleep, unbeknownst to him, his name mysteriously begins glowing on his pictures and school certificate.

The Chandras turn on Clyde.

The following morning, Clyde visits Sarah Jane to show her his completed comic book. She is full of praise — until Clyde says his full name aloud. Her attitude changes in a second. She is furious at Clyde for his apparent teasing of Luke and promptly throws him out of her house. Astonished, Clyde crosses the road to tell Rani what happened — but then Haresh says Clyde's name. Rani and Haresh abruptly become enraged. Rani spitefully tells Clyde that she hates him, and Haresh excludes the bewildered boy from school.

Upset and confused to hear such venom from people he considers his friends, Clyde quickly walks away. Back at No. 13, Sarah Jane tears up all the pictures drawn by Clyde that she can find. Mr Smith voices his concern at her inexplicable anger. She calms down as Sky enters the attic. With Sky about to attend her first day at school, Sarah Jane decides to return to the museum to write an article on the totem and the fish storm. Sky mentions Clyde — and Sarah Jane's attitude changes once more. She furiously bans her daughter from ever mentioning Clyde again. Sky is unaffected, and she and Mr Smith are confused at Sarah Jane's sudden hatred of Clyde. They ask her what he did that has upset her so much, but she will not discuss the subject and orders Mr Smith to alert her if he sets foot on Bannerman Road again.

Meanwhile, in the park, Clyde phones Luke, only to find his best friend won't talk to him either. Clyde meets his old mate Steve Wallace, who asks him to join in a game of football; Clyde tactfully refuses, and Steve begins walking away calmly — until he says Clyde's name, and then he too is overwhelmed with hatred. Clyde realises that people saying his name is what turns them against him. After stomping Clyde's phone into bits, Steve and his mates prepare to do the same to their former friend, but Clyde runs for it.

Racing out of the park with an angry mob close behind, Clyde evades his pursuers by hiding behind some bins. Once Steve and his mates have run past, he notices his finger is still bleeding and makes the connection to the totem. Returning to the museum to look at the artefact, Clyde bumps into Doctor Madigan. He asks her about Native American curses. Before he can learn anything useful, Sarah Jane turns up and causes a scene. Doctor Madigan tries to calm her, but she says Clyde's name and instantly turns against him. She refuses to give him any information, making Clyde realise that his name affects anyone, not just people he knows. She has him thrown out of the exhibition hall by security guards, while Sarah Jane phones the police to make a harassment charge.

Clyde picks himself up from the pavement and sees the homeless girl watching. He returns home, only to discover his mum affected by the curse after reading his name on mail. Accusing Clyde of lying to her, his mother demands that he leave the house and never return. Clyde tries to reason with her, but when she opens the door to let in the police, he is forced to make a hasty exit out the back door.

On the run, Clyde tries to get some money from a cash machine, only to watch as the screen fills up with his name, over and over again. Night soon falls and a thunderstorm begins. Soaked, with no home, no family and no friends, Clyde tries to find shelter in a doorway. He begins to cry in despair at his situation. All seems lost, but then Clyde finally gets a break as the homeless girl from earlier appears before him and tells him to come with her.

Part two

Ellie Faber

Clyde awakes to find himself lying on a makeshift bed beneath a bridge, in a "cardboard city" occupied by the homeless girl, who introduces herself as Ellie Faber, and other homeless people. Ellie asks his name, but Clyde knows that he would lose her if he told her his real name; instead, taking inspiration from a discarded pizza box, he calls himself "Enrico Box". Ellie says she has been living rough for two years, after her father died and her mother remarried. She tells Clyde that there are perils threatening the homeless; something called "the Night Dragon" causes people to disappear without telling anyone.

Sky is puzzled to find Sarah Jane in the attic busily throwing away all of Clyde's things. She asks what Clyde has done wrong, but her mother once more refuses to answer. Later, eating lunch at school, Sky tries asking Rani about Clyde, but Rani just gets angry and storms off. At the museum, lightning crackles around the Hetocumtek totem pole. Called in by Doctor Madigan to help, Sarah Jane scans the artefact; unlike before, she now finds it alive with alien energy — and the totem's eyes start to glow. Bustling Doctor Madigan from the room, Sarah Jane urges her to close the exhibition.

Ellie and Clyde go out on the street to beg for money. They aren't very successful, so Ellie decides to get something to eat. Back in the attic, Mr Smith notices Sarah Jane crying, even though she doesn't know why. Ignoring the subject, she reports that the ancient totem is no longer dormant — something has caused it to come alive.

Ellie takes Clyde to a "soup kitchen". She introduces him to an old lady nicknamed Mystic Mags. Staring at the tea-leaves in her mug, the elderly lady warns that something bad is coming — something worse than the Night Dragon — and it has put a curse on Clyde. Worried he will get Ellie into trouble, Clyde runs off. Ellie goes after him, not wanting to lose her "lucky charm". Back at Bannerman Road, Haresh is worried about his daughter. Rani is upset that she has lost something special, but she doesn't know what.

Carla unconsciously misses her son.

Sky pays a visit to Clyde's mother, who is crying for no discernible reason. When Sky tries asking about Clyde, however, Carla becomes extremely angry. Seeing Clyde's name glowing on an envelope addressed to him, Sky realises that something has cursed her friend's name. Back at the museum, one of the totem pole's carved faces starts to move.

Sheltering from the rain in an old building, Clyde burns his Silver Bullet artwork in order to make a fire for himself and Ellie. He asks the girl about the recent "fish storm" — perhaps it was a sign of something bad coming? Ellie tells Clyde that she had lost hope of ever reclaiming her life, but since meeting him her faith has returned.

Back at the museum, more of the carved wooden faces are now coming to life. Hearing Sarah Jane and Rani discussing the totem's increase in power, Sky recalls how Clyde got a splinter in his finger. Sarah Jane and Rani angrily tell Sky not to mention Clyde, but she persists and calls on Mr Smith to explain her theory. Sarah Jane and Rani get angrier whenever Clyde's name is mentioned, and Mr Smith tells them this is proof of Sky's theory. The Xylok determines that the totem is using psychophonic programming to isolate Clyde so that Hetocumtek can use the boy's energy to come back to life. To break the curse, Sky encourages Sarah Jane and Rani to say Clyde's name. Acting against their instincts, the duo repeat Clyde's name — and it works.

Now free of the curse, Sarah Jane and Rani recall how much Clyde means to them. They resolve to get him back. Elsewhere, Clyde shows Ellie a sketch he has made of her. He hopes to make money as a street artist. Flattered, Ellie kisses him and goes to get them both a drink. Just then, a familiar car pulls up, and Sarah Jane, Rani and Sky rush out and envelop Clyde in a group hug. Clyde is overjoyed that his friends are free of the curse, but when Sarah Jane urges him to come and help beat Hetocumtek, he tells them he needs to wait for Ellie. Sarah Jane is insistent that Hetocumtek could escape at any minute, so Clyde reluctantly leaves, vowing to return to find Ellie as soon as he can.

Clyde and the gang celebrate that his curse is lifted.

Together they speed back to No. 13, where Mr Smith hacks into the transmat system of a passing Chorium trading vessel and uses it to teleport the totem pole into the attic. The artefact is now bristling with energy, its faces contorting in anger at the gang's interference. It fights back by sending a ferocious gale around the room. Refusing to give in, Clyde steps forward and repeats his name again and again — and the totem vanishes. With his nightmare finally over, Clyde goes home and receives a heart-felt welcome from his mum. Some time later, Clyde, Sarah Jane and Rani go looking for Ellie. They can find no trace of the girl — not in the "cardboard city" under the bridge, nor at the mission; she has vanished.

Clyde thinks of Ellie.

Clyde is understandably worried, concerned that Ellie thinks he abandoned her. However, after noticing a poster about a singer called "Ellie Faber", he realises that he doesn't even know his friend's real name — and then a truck drives past, with the name "Night Dragon Haulage" emblazoned on its side. Hearing Clyde's surprise, a nearby homeless person explains that the company's drivers often give lifts to people living rough on the streets, taking them to all kinds of cities; he says they take the opportunity for another chance at life. Clyde is upset to realise he's never going to see Ellie again, and is comforted by his friends. That night, Clyde lies in bed thinking of Ellie, hoping she has found a better life for herself. All he has left is the picture he drew of her.

Cast

• Sarah Jane Smith - Elisabeth Sladen
• Clyde Langer - Daniel Anthony
• Rani Chandra - Anjli Mohindra
• Sky Smith - Sinead Michael
• Mr Smith - Alexander Armstrong
• Haresh Chandra - Ace Bhatti
• Carla Langer - Jocelyn Jee Esien
• Ellie - Lily Loveless
• Doctor Samantha Madigan - Sara Houghton
• Mystic Mags - Angela Pleasence
• Max - Ewart Jones
• Security Guard - Anwar Lynch
• Steve Wallace - Elijah Baker

Crew

Created by Russell T Davies

Executive Producers   Russell T Davies and Nikki Wilson

Written by Phil Ford	Produced by Brian Minchin	Directed by Ashley Way	Director of Photography Mark Waters	Production Designer Keith Dunne	Visual Effects BBC Wales VFX
Make-up Designer Emma Bailey	Casting Director Andy Brierley	Music Sam Watts	Costume Designer Stewart Meachem	Edited by Tim Hodges	Special Effects Real SFX
Title music by Murray Gold

General production staff Production Executive - Julie Scott Co-producer - Phil Ford Location Manager - Gareth Skelding Production Co-ordinator - Hannah Simpson Production Accountant - Mark Strainge Script department Script Editor - Gary Russell Camera and lighting department 1st Assistant Director - Richard Harris 2nd Assistant Director - Sarah Davies 3rd Assistant Director - Delmi Thomas Script Supervisor - Nicki Coles Camera Operator - Martin Stephens Focus Pullers - Martin Scanlan, Keith Bainton Grip - John Robinson Boom Operator - Jeff Welch Gaffer - Dave Fowler	Art department Standby Props - Phill Shellard Graphics - BBC Wales Graphics Costume department Costume Supervisor - Barbara Harrington	Make-up and prosthetics Prosthetics - Millennium FX General post-production staff Post-production Supervisor - Nerys Davies Post-production Co-ordinator - Marie Brown Assistant Editor - Carmen Sanchez Roberts On-line Editor - Matt Mullins Special and visual effects Colourist - Jon Everett Sound Sound Recordist - Simon Koelmeyer Dubbing Mixer - Mark Ferda Sound Editors - Matthew Cox, Howard Eaves

Not every person who worked on this adventure was credited. The absence of a credit for a position doesn't necessarily mean the job wasn't required. The information above is based solely on observations of the actual end credits of the episodes as broadcast, and does not relay information from IMDB or other sources.

Worldbuilding

• The museum has a department of anthropology.

Individuals

• Clyde mentions Batman and Stan Lee.
• One of Clyde's sketches in Sarah Jane's attic depicts Luke with Maria Jackson.
• Clyde has a drawing of the superhero Rocket Man on his wall.
• Polly is a homeless woman who was living on the streets of Ealing.

Locations

• Sarah Jane enrolls Sky Smith in Park Vale School.
• Ellie compares a harsh thunderstorm to Transylvania.
• The Night Dragon Haulage regularly shipped goods to Glasgow, Dublin, Germany and France.
• Hetocumtek is buried by the Native Americans in the Nevada Desert.
• The Mojave Desert is a desert on the planet Earth.
• Blood River City is a fictional city in Clyde's comic book.
• Clyde lives at 2 Renfrow Street.

Organisations and institutions

• Enrico's Pizzas is a pizza service in London.
• Clyde has an account with the London Credit Bank.

Newspapers

• Sarah Jane is seen reading a copy of the Ealing Echo with the headline "FISH FLINGERS" the day after it rains fish.

Events

• Clyde is "reading" a book about the French Revolution.

Foods and beverages

• Clyde jokes that the rain of fish would cover school dinners for a week, but he's disappointed they didn't fall down from the sky battered with a side of chips.
• Carla Langer hates fish, but loves chocolate.
• Clyde gives Ellie enough pocket change to buy a sandwich. He suggests she could get a bacon butty.

Objects

• Inside Clyde's bedroom there is an electric guitar.
• Clyde's mobile phone is destroyed once again.

Other

• Samantha Madigan mentions the Curse of Tippecanoe on the presidents of the United States of America.

Story notes

• This story was the first one in which Sky was included in Clyde's description of 13 Bannerman Road in the pre-titles sequence. Clyde describes Sky as Sarah Jane's "adopted daughter from another world".
• Discounting the usual opening prologue, part one begins with Clyde appearing to break the fourth wall, though it is later revealed that he's addressing Ellie, not the audience.
• Clyde's comic The Silver Bullet was published as a readable comic on the BBC website around the time of the original airing. The comic is now no longer officially available.
• When The Sarah Jane Adventures was made available again on BBC iPlayer in December 2022, The Curse of Clyde Langer was omitted because of a previously upheld complaint about the Mojave totem pole, which in real life wouldn't have looked like the one seen on-screen. Fortunately, the story's original editor, Ceres Doyle, who was by now post-production editor on Doctor Who, was persuaded by Russell T Davies to re-edit the story to remove the offending Mojave references, leaving the storyline intact, so it could finally be included on BBC iPlayer.

Ratings

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Filming locations

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Production errors

If you'd like to talk about narrative problems with this story — like plot holes and things that seem to contradict other stories — please go to this episode's discontinuity discussion.

• When the football bounces off the steps, it is clearly seen rolling back toward Steve. When Clyde picks it up to toss it to him, it is a few inches away from the steps as if it hadn't moved at all.

Continuity

• When Rani raises the possibility that Hetocumtek may have been an alien, Sarah Jane states that it would not be the first time that an alien has posed as a god. (TV: Pyramids of Mars ^[+]Loading...["Pyramids of Mars (TV story)"])
• Rani refers to the economic crash of 2008. Unbeknownst to the general public, the ensuing recession was caused by a British teenager named Theo Lawson hacking into several multinational banks and acquiring enough money for the rest of his life. (AUDIO: Situation Vacant)
• Clyde's drawing that was put in the museum is on his bedroom wall, (TV: Mona Lisa's Revenge ^[+]Loading...["Mona Lisa's Revenge (TV story)"]) and above his bed is a painting of his character Booster Man. (TV: The Mark of the Berserker ^[+]Loading...["The Mark of the Berserker"])
• According to Sarah Jane, Sky has been with her for "barely a month" since they met. (TV: Sky ^[+]Loading...["Sky (TV story)"])
• Clyde and Ellie get lunch at a canteen for the homeless named Steven's Point; the same catering company where Sarah served burgers to Tommo and Ginger, before all three were eaten by the Master. (TV: The End of Time ^[+]Loading...["The End of Time (TV story)"])

Home video releases

DVD releases

• This story was included in the 5th Series DVD release (Region 2 release: 6th February 2012).
• It was also released in the Complete Collection Series 1-5 boxset release (Region 2 release: 6th February 2012).

Blu-ray releases

to be added

External links

• The Curse of Clyde Langer at Shannon Sullivan's A Brief History of Time (Travel)
• The Curse of Clyde Langer at The Locations Guide