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'''"An Assassin's Lot"''' was a song of the [[Sixth Doctor]]'s making that he sang in character as [[Merryweather]] to [[Sally (Doctor Who and the Pirates)|Sally]] and [[Evelyn Smythe]]. ([[AUDIO]]: ''[[Doctor Who and the Pirates (audio story)|Doctor Who and the Pirates]]'')
'''"An Assassin's Lot"''' was a song of the [[Sixth Doctor]]'s making that he sang in character as [[Merryweather]] to [[Sally (Doctor Who and the Pirates)|Sally]] and [[Evelyn Smythe]]. ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Doctor Who and the Pirates (audio story)}})
==Lyrics==
== Lyrics ==
:When a sailor is a-sailing on the ocean, (On the ocean)
<poem>When a sailor is a-sailing on the ocean, (On the ocean)
:Not getting in the way of pirate plans, (Pirate plans)
Not getting in the way of pirate plans, (Pirate plans)
:We wouldn't even entertain the notion ('Tain the notion)
We wouldn't even entertain the notion ('Tain the notion)
:Of slaughtering the sailor and his clans. (And his clans)
Of slaughtering the sailor and his clans. (And his clans)
:But when he stands between us and some treasure... (And some treasure)
But when he stands between us and some treasure... (And some treasure)
:Then homicidal duties to be done. (To be done)
Then homicidal duties to be done. (To be done)
:We would like to leave the sailor at his leisure... (At his leisure)
We would like to leave the sailor at his leisure... (At his leisure)
:But a killer's lot is not a happy one.
But a killer's lot is not a happy one.


:Ooooooooh...
Ooooooooh...
:When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
:An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)
An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)


:When the honest Jackie Tar is up the rigging, (Up the rigging)
When the honest Jackie Tar is up the rigging- (Up the rigging)
:-Or munching on his salmagundi feast ('Gundi feast)
Or munching on his salmagundi feast ('Gundi feast)
:We would like to leave him to his rum-a'swigging (Rum-a'swigging)
We would like to leave him to his rum-a'swigging (Rum-a'swigging)
:Not force him to the ranks of the deceased. (The deceased)
Not force him to the ranks of the deceased. (The deceased)
:But when his hold is full of gold and jewellery, (Gold and jewellery)
But when his hold is full of gold and jewellery, (Gold and jewellery)
:With coins and gems and spices by the ton- (By the ton)
With coins and gems and spices by the ton- (By the ton)
:Then sadly we must exercise some cruelty. ('Cise some cruelty)
Then sadly we must exercise some cruelty. ('Cise some cruelty)
:An assassin's lot is not a happy one.
An assassin's lot is not a happy one.


:Ooooooooh...
Ooooooooh...
:When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
:An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)
An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)</poem>


==Behind the scenes==
== Behind the scenes ==
"An Assassin's Lot" is an adaptation of the song "When a Felon's Not Engaged in his Employment (A Policeman's Lot)" from ''[[The Pirates of Penzance]]'' by [[Gilbert and Sullivan]].
"An Assassin's Lot" is an adaptation of the song "When a Felon's Not Engaged in his Employment (A Policeman's Lot)" from ''[[The Pirates of Penzance]]'' by [[Gilbert and Sullivan]].



Latest revision as of 17:45, 1 November 2024

"An Assassin's Lot" was a song of the Sixth Doctor's making that he sang in character as Merryweather to Sally and Evelyn Smythe. (AUDIO: Doctor Who and the Pirates [+]Loading...["Doctor Who and the Pirates (audio story)"])

Lyrics[[edit] | [edit source]]

When a sailor is a-sailing on the ocean, (On the ocean)
Not getting in the way of pirate plans, (Pirate plans)
We wouldn't even entertain the notion ('Tain the notion)
Of slaughtering the sailor and his clans. (And his clans)
But when he stands between us and some treasure... (And some treasure)
Then homicidal duties to be done. (To be done)
We would like to leave the sailor at his leisure... (At his leisure)
But a killer's lot is not a happy one.

Ooooooooh...
When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)

When the honest Jackie Tar is up the rigging- (Up the rigging)
Or munching on his salmagundi feast ('Gundi feast)
We would like to leave him to his rum-a'swigging (Rum-a'swigging)
Not force him to the ranks of the deceased. (The deceased)
But when his hold is full of gold and jewellery, (Gold and jewellery)
With coins and gems and spices by the ton- (By the ton)
Then sadly we must exercise some cruelty. ('Cise some cruelty)
An assassin's lot is not a happy one.

Ooooooooh...
When homicidal duties to be done, (To be done)
An assassin's lot is not a happy one (Happy one)

Behind the scenes[[edit] | [edit source]]

"An Assassin's Lot" is an adaptation of the song "When a Felon's Not Engaged in his Employment (A Policeman's Lot)" from The Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan.