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For [[Red Nose Day 1991]], while Roger was reading [[Funny Name|a newspaper]], [[Tom (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|Tom]] requested that Roger Mellie perform a special [[favour]] for [[Comic Relief (in-universe)|Comic Relief]], with Mellie remarking that he'd do his [[bit]] for the [[kids]], and that it had never done [[Jimmy Savile (in-universe)|Jimmy Savile]] any [[harm]]. | For [[Red Nose Day 1991]], while Roger was reading [[Funny Name|a newspaper]], [[Tom (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|Tom]] requested that Roger Mellie perform a special [[favour]] for [[Comic Relief (in-universe)|Comic Relief]], with Mellie remarking that he'd do his [[bit]] for the [[kids]], and that it had never done [[Jimmy Savile (in-universe)|Jimmy Savile]] any [[harm]]. | ||
For this, he was to do the introduction [[The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (in-universe)|Comic Relief's new book]], but with the requirement that he must keep it [[Cleanliness|clean]], which he claimed to be capable of. As they were in the [[lift]], Mellie asked Tom what his [[cut]] would be of the book's [[profits]], although he misinterpreted nobody getting a cut as the [[money]] | For this, he was to do the introduction [[The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (in-universe)|Comic Relief's new book]], but with the requirement that he must keep it [[Cleanliness|clean]], which he claimed to be capable of. As they were in the [[lift]], Mellie asked Tom what his [[cut]] would be of the book's [[profits]], although he misinterpreted nobody getting a cut as the [[money]] instead being handed in a plain [[brown]] [[envelope]] without a [[word]] to the [[taxman]].[[File:Roger Mellie covered in custard.jpg|left|thumb|"''[[Bollocks|Mollux]]! Luddy Muggering Mollux!''": Roger Mellie covered in [[custard]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}})]]In [[Studio (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|the studio]], he [[Drinking|drunk]] several cans of [[alcohol]] shortly before the broadcast would begin. He began on his best [[behaviour]], describing the contents of the book and what its purpose was, although just as he remarked that he'd been drinking all day and was "absolutely bursting for a [[Piss|pi-]]", [[Lenny Henry (in-universe)|Lenny Henry]] interrupted him by splatting a [[custard pie]] in his face, which greatly annoyed Mellie, with Tom reminding him that it was just a [[rehearsal]]. | ||
[[File:Ooh, my poor ringpiece.png|thumb|Roger later during [[Red Nose Day 1991]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}})]] | [[File:Ooh, my poor ringpiece.png|thumb|Roger later during [[Red Nose Day 1991]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}})]] | ||
He later stood near [[Elephant (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|an elephant]]'s [[ballsack]] as it did a [[poo]], with Roger [[happily]] declaring "[[Bollocks|bollo-]]". ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}}) | He later stood near [[Elephant (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|an elephant]]'s [[ballsack]] as it did a [[poo]], with Roger [[happily]] declaring "[[Bollocks|bollo-]]". ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}}) | ||
Revision as of 01:25, 12 February 2024
Roger Mellie was an employee of the BBC.
Biography
For Red Nose Day 1991, while Roger was reading a newspaper, Tom requested that Roger Mellie perform a special favour for Comic Relief, with Mellie remarking that he'd do his bit for the kids, and that it had never done Jimmy Savile any harm.
For this, he was to do the introduction Comic Relief's new book, but with the requirement that he must keep it clean, which he claimed to be capable of. As they were in the lift, Mellie asked Tom what his cut would be of the book's profits, although he misinterpreted nobody getting a cut as the money instead being handed in a plain brown envelope without a word to the taxman.
In the studio, he drunk several cans of alcohol shortly before the broadcast would begin. He began on his best behaviour, describing the contents of the book and what its purpose was, although just as he remarked that he'd been drinking all day and was "absolutely bursting for a pi-", Lenny Henry interrupted him by splatting a custard pie in his face, which greatly annoyed Mellie, with Tom reminding him that it was just a rehearsal.
He later stood near an elephant's ballsack as it did a poo, with Roger happily declaring "bollo-". (COMIC: The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic [+]Loading...["The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)"])
Appearance
Roger Mellie was caucasian and wore a black and white striped suit with a black undershirt, a white tie, white trousers, and black shoes with brown soles. (COMIC: The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic [+]Loading...["The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)"])
Behind the scenes
Roger Mellie is the titular main character in the comic series Roger Mellie: The Man on the Telly, a strip published in Viz.
External links
- Roger Mellie at the Viz Wiki
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