What Not to Wear

What Not to Wear was a human reality television show in the early 21st century.

Much later, during the time Satellite Five was known as the "Game Station", it was remade by the Bad Wolf Corporation and hosted by robots Trine-E and Zu-Zana on Floor 299. It begins with the hosts using a defabricator ray to strip the contestants down completely in front of millions of viewers, followed by picking out new clothing getups. Unlike other Bad Wolf Corp shows, it did not have any visible way of transporting the contestants to the Daleks for processing; instead, following a number of picking new getups, contestants had to undergo very drastic cosmetic surgery, including having their head removed and replaced (or not) and their appendages stuck elsewhere.

The last known contestant was Captain Jack Harkness, who escaped the show after destroying Trin-E and Zu-Zana with a gun concealed in his buttocks. He also appropriated their defabricator as a weapon, and several clothes too. (TV: Bad Wolf)

Behind the scenes

Trine-E was voiced by Trinny Woodall and Zu-Zana was voiced by Susannah Constantine, the real-life hosts of the show.