User:The Plum Pudding

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HELLO

I AM THE

PLUM


PUDDING

AND I SOUND LIKE THIS

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YOU MAY KNOW ME AS

PLUM


PUDDING

YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS

PLUM


PUDDING

I AM HERE. I OCCASIONALLY APPEAR. IN ORDER TO CORRECT MISINFORMATION WHEN IT IRKS ME.

THE MEMORY OF JUMPING THROUGH LEAVES IN AUTUMN. DON'T CROSS THE BRIDGE.


I HAVE WRITTEN


THINGS.

I HAVE A CREDIT ON HERE FOR ONE OF MY FRIENDS REFERENCING ME IN OUT OF THE SHADOWS. I HAVE NEVER READ PROBE.

ISN'T THAT


FUNNY


LAWNMOWERS

ARE RUNNING


IN THE DISTANCE SOMEWHERE.


OVER THE HILL


THERE'S A DINER, IF YOU LOOK.


IN THE DINER THERE IS THE SMELL OF ENGINE OIL. A WOMAN ANSWERS THE DOOR. SHE IS DIRTY. HER HAIR IS EATEN BY RATS.


ON THE DINER FLOOR THERE IS THE BOOK

OPEN IT AND

Noodle Man

CONTACT ME ON DISCORD IF YOU'RE DESPERATE