Mop
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A mop was a long instrument used both in martial arts and in cleaning.
History
A cleaner at a bank went looking for a mop to clear up a coffee spillage. (AUDIO: Ruffling [+]Loading...["Ruffling (audio story)"])
The Defender claimed to be a "specialist" with mops, specifically in regards to martial skills. He once bopped the Sixth Doctor with his mop after the Doctor, Frobisher, and Dr Ivan Asimoff intruded on the Akker ship. (COMIC: Polly the Glot [+]Loading...["Polly the Glot (comic story)"])