The third instalment of AAAGH! was printed in DWA 206.
Summary
Mrs Tinkle and Nervil are trying to find a job for a woman called Sharon. Mrs Tinkle wonders why Nervil is using a laptop when she, herself, is all the computing power AAAGH needs: he tells her that he's checking their new website, which he hopes will generate heaps more work for them. Sure enough, at that moment, a new client arrives at the office: none other than Bruce Forsyth, who requests a Dalek to exterminate a giant rat in his basement. Mrs Tinkle informs Brucie that they do not have any Daleks, before suggesting Sharon for the job.
Soon, at Brucie's house, Nervil leads Sharon and Brucie into the dark basement. As they search for the rat, Sharon farts, before revealing herself to be a Slitheen! Suddenly, Nervil spots the real basement intruder - a Stigorax, who Sharon promptly captures in her claws. Nervil arranges for the creature to be picked up, but Brucie instead decides to keep it as a pet!
Nervil and Sharon's work is done.
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Original print details
- (Publication with closing captions)
- DWA 206: More laughs at AAAGH! next week!