Qixotl's TARDIS
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Mr Qixotl owned a TARDIS, though he didn't like to think of it as a TARDIS, since he had made so many modifications to its structure and operating system in order to stop the High Council from being able to track it. The demat circuit broke when he arrived on Dronid, so he tried to buy a new one from Mr Gabriel in Shockley's Den of Almost Limitless Iniquity in Traducersville. (PROSE: Alien Bodies)