[[the most canon man]]
[[the most canon man]] was the self-acclaimed "representative of every spinoff", whom Coloth assumed to be a spokesperson of Arcbeatle Press or a writer.
Biography[[edit] | [edit source]]
[[the most canon man]] emerged from a pile of Nothing in the Plume Coteries' Library in front of Callum, Maritsa, Coloth and Rich, dancing the live choreography to "Ram Ranch", and introduced himself as their "new cultural representative". He declared that he was exceedingly valid and canon and vanished after saying "introducing noOdle". After this ordeal, the group noticed that every book in the entire library had been given noodle-related titles. (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"])
Personality[[edit] | [edit source]]
Rich believed that [[the most canon man]] needed to learn that randomness was not intrinsically funny. This was after [[the most canon man]] danced the choreography to "Ram Ranch" and said "[[sh*tting on the floor]]". (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"])
Appearance[[edit] | [edit source]]
[[the most canon man]] was a dark and slant lumpy figure, without human joints, and radiated a rainbow glow accompanied by shadows and ink. He wore a jacket resembling that of a salesman. (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"])
Behind the scenes[[edit] | [edit source]]
The square brackets used around the character's name and the phrase "[[sh*tting on the floor]]" is a reference to the method by which wikis such as this one link to pages.
