My-Little-Pony gun

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The "My-Little-Pony gun", also simply called the "Pony gun", was apparently a top-selling product from the White Peacock Arms Catalogue. It was described as their most versatile firearm, featuring three types of pony - Butterscotch for sniper fire, Bluebell for maximum penetration, or Peachblossom for crowd dispersal. It was placed in Cat. No. 01320875. It had a long and distinguished provenance and was developed in the 1980s as a camera-friendly riot control weapon for the South African market, and was developed based on the swine cannons used during the First Crusade, circa 1098 AD. (PROSE: The Beasthouse [+]Loading...["The Beasthouse (short story)"])