Assistant Deputy Sub-Manager of Administrative Assistance
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According to one brochure, anyone wishing to make an appointment with Kazran Sardick should put in a request with the Assistant Deputy Sub-Manager of Administrative Assistance of Sardick, Sardick & Sons. The processing time could take "from 12 to 18 working months" and replies were not guaranteed. (PROSE: Honeymoon Horrors)