Chicken Auteur Soup

Chicken Auteur Soup was a canned "soup" product created by the Noodle Man, consisting of "liquidised parts of a person", namely Auteur in his skeleton form, mixed with chicken broth. The cans featured an image of a skull, and were partial to speaking, yelling, screaming and shaking. The Noodle Man said the product was a source of calcium.

The Noodle Man first created the "soup" after Auteur appeared in Hollywood in 1960 to warn Marilyn Monroe to stop making her film Let's Make Love. The Noodle Man turned Let's Make Love into a commercial, directed by himself, called Pasta in Paris. He used Monroe to try to sell the cans of the soup, stating that selling noodles was now "a little last week", and that his motive was "capitalism". He made a stagehand consume the contents of a can; this stagehand found that Chicken Auteur Soup contained pieces of bone. As a result, he lost all of his teeth and burst his carotid artery. (PROSE: Auteur License ^[+]Loading...["Auteur License (short story)"])