Eric Ritchie Junior
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Eric Ritchie Junior was the name or alias of a poet, whose poetry was included in at least some of the Christmas crackers that Linda bought for Christmas.
Clara brought the cracker with her to the town Christmas, opened it with the Eleventh Doctor and revealed extracts of the poem by Eric Ritchie Junior, "Thoughts on a Clock". (TV: The Time of the Doctor)