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Kerb!am, or Kerblam (PROSE: Time Lapse) was the largest retailer in its galaxy, as well as its largest employer with 10,000 workers. It operated from a warehouse on Kandoka's moon. 10% of its workforce were humans, or "organics", whilst the rest were robot TeamMates and Kerb!am Men. (TV: Kerblam!) On 6 April each year, Kerb!am held their annual Bring a Human to Work Day, in their head office on Kandoka's moon. (PROSE: Time Traveller's Diary)