Packet
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When Donna Noble went to the supermarket with her mother, a security guard followed Donna around after seeing her eating a packet of nuts. Believing he was an alien, Donna knocked a baked bean display on his head. Donna believed that you could eat whatever you wanted as long as the empty packet was scanned at the self-checkout, claiming to Melanie Bush that she knew her rights. (PROSE: Redheads United [+]Loading...["Redheads United (short story)"])