Reptilian curse
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According to the "is your Dad an evil alien?" test devised by Howett and Quinn, the Dad would, if he was indeed an alien, throw his child into a burning house with a reptilian curse if the child accidentally set said house on fire with their chemistry set. (NOTVALID: Is Your Dad An Evil Alien?)