SS Madame de Pompadour

SS Madame de Pompadour
Type:	Energy-trawler
First appearance:	Tardisode 4
Appearances:	TV: The Girl in the Fireplace COMIC: The Road To... WC: Pompadour
Main voice actor:	Sophia Myles

The SS Madame de Pompadour was a starship built in the 51st century. Its computer attained a sort of sentience.

Features

The SS Madame de Pompadour had a crew of fifty people and a similar number of clockwork repair droids ready to repair the ship at any cost to the crew or themselves. The vessel was named for Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson, better known as Madame de Pompadour.

The ship contained smoking pods where the crew could smoke. (TV: The Girl in the Fireplace)

The ship was powered by dark matter, which was scooped up by its two rotating arms and delivered to the central hub. The arms also had an artificial gravity field and a negative magma field for propulsion. Its backup sigmus-style warp engines were powerful enough to punch a hole in space, creating a wormhole through time. (REF: The Visual Dictionary ^[+]Loading...["The Visual Dictionary (2007 reference book)"])

History

The SS Madame de Pompadour was damaged by an ion storm in the Dagmar Cluster. The repair robots attacked the crew to use human body parts to repair the spacecraft. They had been programmed and designed to repair the ship, but no-one had foreseen the possibility they would look to the crew for parts.

"A spaceship from the fifty first century stalking a woman from the eighteenth. Why?" (TV: The Girl in the Fireplace)

Examples of human parts substituting the different parts of the ship include a human eye taking the place of a camera lens, and a heart wired into a conduit. They modified the ship's warp engines to rip a hole through time to 18th century France. They intended to take the brain of the original Madame de Pompadour, for they believed only it could serve as the new onboard computer. However, due to the ship's age - 37 years - the robots believed the brain would not be compatible until she was 37 years old herself, but their time portals had problems pinpointing the right time they could finally repair their ship's computer, so the portals opened up at different points in Madame de Pompadour's life. They were stopped by the Tenth Doctor, who shut them down by breaking the only time window, trapping them in the past and leaving them with no purpose. The ship was left adrift in space. (WC: Tardisode 4, TV: The Girl in the Fireplace)

"This computer, Doctor, full of my thoughts and memories and secrets; might it not in time come to mistake itself for me?" (WC: Pompadour)

Its databanks filled with the scans of Madame de Pompadour, the ship's computer came to believe she was the real thing, spending a silent eternity wondering why she saw and felt nothing, and where the Doctor had gone. Ironically, the false Madame de Pompadour, still aware of all the original had learned — including the existence of the SS Madame de Pompadour — speculated about this exact scenario happening to the ship's computer, yet without figuring out this did occur. (WC: Pompadour)

The ship was eventually recovered with its engines at full power, but no humans or robots onboard, with the surveillance systems indicating a mass robotic failure. A Salvage Report was filed detailing the state of the ship. (PROSE: The Doctor: His Lives and Times)

Its sister ship was the SS Marie Antoinette. (TV: Deep Breath)