Seamus Vampire's chauffeur
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Sir Seamus Vampire's chauffeur, as a result of the dense crowd, was unable to ferry him to the cinema where the premiere of Doctor Da and the Humanies was to take place, and instead drove Sir Seamus back to his and his wife's hotel. (NOTVALID: Film Star Wins Oscar—Misses Premiere!)