Simmer Gently Till Pasta is Soft - A Noodle Man Novel
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Simmer Gently Till Pasta is Soft - A Noodle Man Novel was a book in the Plume Coteries' Library whose title was transformed by [[the most canon man]], making it noodle-related. After this transformation, its author was listed as Plum Pudding. (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"])