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== Summary == | == Summary == | ||
=== Part one === | === Part one === | ||
[[Majorca]], [[Spain]]: After a series of stressful adventures, [[Amy Pond]] and [[Rory Williams]] are dropped off by the [[Eleventh Doctor|Doctor]] on the island of [[Majorca]] in the [[Mediterranean Sea]] for a relaxing vacation. Unfortunately, the time they materialise in is less than ideal. Whilst waiting at the airport for a flight out, Amy complains that the [[hotel]] that looked so nice in the brochure isn't actually built yet, it [[rain]]ed the whole time, and the only "exotic food" available was soggy [[fish]] and [[chips]] at a fake [[England|English]] [[pub]]. Rory, whose dogged attempts at optimism are repeatedly stymied by Amy's complaints, finally manages to point out, "At least we'll be home soon, eh?" This turns out not to be true either, as an announcement immediately informs them that flights off the island are delayed indefinitely. Before Amy can finish threatening a dire fate for the people in charge, Lady [[Christina de Souza]] appears, striding confidently to the front of the queue, explaining that she has a private jet and a pressing engagement in [[Utah]]. Before Rory's open admiration of Christina and her jet can get him in too much trouble with Amy, the Doctor saves the day by materialising | [[Majorca]], [[Spain]]: After a series of stressful adventures, [[Amy Pond]] and [[Rory Williams]] are dropped off by the [[Eleventh Doctor|Doctor]] on the island of [[Majorca]] in the [[Mediterranean Sea]] for a relaxing vacation. Unfortunately, the time they materialise in is less than ideal. Whilst waiting at the airport for a flight out, Amy complains that the [[hotel]] that looked so nice in the brochure isn't actually built yet, it [[rain]]ed the whole time, and the only "exotic food" available was soggy [[fish]] and [[chips]] at a fake [[England|English]] [[pub]]. Rory, whose dogged attempts at optimism are repeatedly stymied by Amy's complaints, finally manages to point out, "At least we'll be home soon, eh?" This turns out not to be true either, as an announcement immediately informs them that flights off the island are delayed indefinitely. Before Amy can finish threatening a dire fate for the people in charge, Lady [[Christina de Souza]] appears, striding confidently to the front of the queue, explaining that she has a private jet and a pressing engagement in [[Utah]]. Before Rory's open admiration of Christina and her jet can get him in too much trouble with Amy, the Doctor saves the day by materialising [[The Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]] in the middle of the airport and offering the couple tickets to "the most luxurious star-liner in the galaxy." Delighted that her holiday might not be a total disaster, Amy accepts the tickets over Rory's assurances that all they wanted was to go home. After a brief altercation with the local police is settled with judicious use of the [[psychic paper]], the three head off to the star-liner ''[[Excelsis]]'', which is travelling through the [[Ashaya Nebula]], "a couple of years" in the future and "a few galaxies over," according to the Doctor. | ||
Captain [[Vorch]] of the star-liner ''Excelsis'' is introduced to Ambassador [[Trelayce]] of the [[Karkaptan Inheritance]] by his [[Ashayan]] first mate. The captain dismisses his first mate [[X.O.]]'s attempts and asks him to go see if anyone needs their drinks refreshed. "These Ashayans forget their place," Vorsh explains to the ambassador apologetically. Trelayce acknowledges that the sight of the dying [[red giant]] at the [[nebula]]'s core is beautiful to look at, but suggests that the native Ashayans might not find it so lovely to see their world die along with their sun. Vorch rejects the notion that the Ashayans are trapped on their planet, noting that the [[Vodiran Bloc]] has offered them all positions as vassals and thralls. Lady Christina de Souza strides in then, having somehow made it off [[Earth]] and on to the star-liner before the TARDIS and its crew. She introduces herself to the captain and allows him to flirt shamelessly while her disgusted alien companion, a catlike creature she calls [[Neko]], abandons her shoulder in order to mingle and cough up a hairball, not necessarily in that order. | Captain [[Vorch]] of the star-liner ''Excelsis'' is introduced to Ambassador [[Trelayce]] of the [[Karkaptan Inheritance]] by his [[Ashayan]] first mate. The captain dismisses his first mate [[X.O.]]'s attempts and asks him to go see if anyone needs their drinks refreshed. "These Ashayans forget their place," Vorsh explains to the ambassador apologetically. Trelayce acknowledges that the sight of the dying [[red giant]] at the [[nebula]]'s core is beautiful to look at, but suggests that the native Ashayans might not find it so lovely to see their world die along with their sun. Vorch rejects the notion that the Ashayans are trapped on their planet, noting that the [[Vodiran Bloc]] has offered them all positions as vassals and thralls. Lady Christina de Souza strides in then, having somehow made it off [[Earth]] and on to the star-liner before the TARDIS and its crew. She introduces herself to the captain and allows him to flirt shamelessly while her disgusted alien companion, a catlike creature she calls [[Neko]], abandons her shoulder in order to mingle and cough up a hairball, not necessarily in that order. |