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'''Host:''' Information: Kill. ''and'' Information: You are all going to die. | '''Host:''' Information: Kill. ''and'' Information: You are all going to die. | ||
'''Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, by the way. And you are?<br> | '''Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, by the way. And you are?<br /> | ||
'''Rose:''' Rose.<br> | '''Rose:''' Rose.<br /> | ||
'''Doctor:''' Good to meet you Rose. (''holds up a bomb'') Run for your life! | '''Doctor:''' Good to meet you Rose. (''holds up a bomb'') Run for your life! | ||
'''Trinee & Susanna bots:''' That's the Compact Laser Deluxe. Where did you get it?<br> | '''Trinee & Susanna bots:''' That's the Compact Laser Deluxe. Where did you get it?<br /> | ||
'''Capt. Jack:''' You don't wanna know. | '''Capt. Jack:''' You don't wanna know. | ||
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'''Doctor:''' Cancelled, I'm afraid! And no epilogue! | '''Doctor:''' Cancelled, I'm afraid! And no epilogue! | ||
'''Martha:''' I like that. "Humans". Still not convinced you're an alien.<br> | '''Martha:''' I like that. "Humans". Still not convinced you're an alien.<br /> | ||
'''Judoon:''' (''after scanning the Doctor'') Non Human.<br> | '''Judoon:''' (''after scanning the Doctor'') Non Human.<br /> | ||
'''Martha:''' Oh my god, you really are. | '''Martha:''' Oh my god, you really are. | ||
'''Copper:''' We shall be making a visit to old London town in the country of UK, ruled by King Wincesless. They worship the great God, Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife, Mary. Every Christmas the people of UK go to war with another country called Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages. | '''Copper:''' We shall be making a visit to old London town in the country of UK, ruled by King Wincesless. They worship the great God, Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife, Mary. Every Christmas the people of UK go to war with another country called Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages. | ||
'''Doctor:''' Now, I have three questions, is that correct?<br> | '''Doctor:''' Now, I have three questions, is that correct?<br /> | ||
'''Host:''' (''bing'') Information: Correct.<br> | '''Host:''' (''bing'') Information: Correct.<br /> | ||
'''Doctor:''' No! That wasn't a question. That's not fair! Can I start again?<br> | '''Doctor:''' No! That wasn't a question. That's not fair! Can I start again?<br /> | ||
'''Host:''' (''bing'') Information: No! | '''Host:''' (''bing'') Information: No! | ||
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'''Doctor:''' If you buy the new dictionary, look up genocide. You'll see a picture of my face with a caption that'll say "Over my DEAD body"!!! | '''Doctor:''' If you buy the new dictionary, look up genocide. You'll see a picture of my face with a caption that'll say "Over my DEAD body"!!! | ||
'''Donna:''' Watch it Space Man!<br> | '''Donna:''' Watch it Space Man!<br /> | ||
'''Clone Doctor:''' Watch it Earth Girl! | '''Clone Doctor:''' Watch it Earth Girl! | ||
'''Rhys:''' (''holding a chainsaw'') You impersonate me mam. You get my girlfriend pregnant, and you've ruined my wedding day. (''about to kill alien when the chainsaw suddenly dies'') Oh f***. | '''Rhys:''' (''holding a chainsaw'') You impersonate me mam. You get my girlfriend pregnant, and you've ruined my wedding day. (''about to kill alien when the chainsaw suddenly dies'') Oh f***. | ||
'''Jack:''' Can't I say hello to anybody!? | |||
'''Jack:''' (''looking at the glass half full as always'') Keep longing for the good old British Fish & Chips. But what do I get? Cold mashed swede. Last time I book over the Internet. | |||
==Old episodes I've seen== | ==Old episodes I've seen== | ||
