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Hope this finds you. Goodness only knows how. But these things have a way of working out. Sometimes. | Hope this finds you. Goodness only knows how. But these things have a way of working out. Sometimes. | ||
Look, I'm on this huuuuge spaceship with [[Jack McSpringheel|Jack]], lost in space. You don't know Jack. But we're on this ship. In space. With a hole in the middle. A hole being monitored by [[scientist]]s (who are creaming off cash from their employer)! The rest of the passengers are mostly [[squirrel]]s and [[meerkat]]s — and a bad-tempered [[jack-rabbit]] (no, let's not ask). | Look, I'm on this huuuuge spaceship with [[Jack McSpringheel|Jack]], lost in space. You don't know Jack. But we're on this ship. In space. With a hole in the middle. A hole being monitored by [[scientist]]s (who are creaming off cash from their employer)! The rest of the passengers are mostly [[squirrel]]s and [[meerkat]]s — and a bad-tempered [[hare|jack-rabbit]] (no, let's not ask). | ||
[[Redbeard|The Captain]] is an artificial intelligence who thinks he's a [[pirate]], the doctor's a [[vet]] and the cook is a [[Madras]] (literally — the guy making our dinner is a living [[curry]]) — oh, and the talking [[parrot]] is dead. How do I get into these situations? (Don't answer that!) | [[Redbeard|The Captain]] is an artificial intelligence who thinks he's a [[pirate]], the doctor's a [[vet]] and the cook is a [[Madras]] (literally — the guy making our dinner is a living [[curry]]) — oh, and the talking [[parrot]] is dead. How do I get into these situations? (Don't answer that!) |
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