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== Mini-Bitch (oops...mitch) == | |||
this guy is a fucking retard | this guy is a fucking retard | ||
Mini-Mitch was born on the 5th of Janember, his own words, after his mother shagged his father so hard he practically killed her. | |||
He came out of her mouth, along with a piece of shit, his "best-friend". I know, dillusional. | |||
He has a one inch penis, and "attempts" to wank on a picture of John Barrowman, which he keeps beside his bed. He is so, so, so sad, after the loss of his imaginary wife, Aubergine, and his pet twat, his mother. | |||
Ooooooh, what a fucking nob-cheese. | |||
Dick cock fanny vagina piss penis cunt | |||
Altogether, a massive mother fucker (he fucks his dead mum) | |||
