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:'''PigganonPwns''' (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigganon"), is also known as "Pigganon", "Pigg", and "That One Weird Guy Who Won't Stop Talking To Himself About Aliens" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends. He is ridiculously anti-religion. | :'''PigganonPwns''' (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigganon"), is also known as "Pigganon", "Pigg", and "That One Weird Guy Who Won't Stop Talking To Himself About Aliens" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends. He is ridiculously anti-religion.[[File:Cyberman2006.jpg|thumb|left|Pictured: Not Pigganon]] | ||
:He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he ''has'' been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges. | :He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he ''has'' been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges. | ||
:Pigganon has an ego that is slightly smaller than [[wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]], and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often. However, he also has a sensitive side. He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets. Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old. Old people do that. | :Pigganon has an ego that is slightly smaller than [[wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]], and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often. However, he also has a sensitive side. He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets. Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old. Old people do that. | ||
:He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else. | :He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else. |
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