Roger Mellie: Difference between revisions

For this, he was to do the introduction [[The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (in-universe)|Comic Relief's new book]], but with the requirement that he must keep it [[Cleanliness|clean]], which he claimed to be capable of. As they were in the [[lift]], Mellie asked Tom what his [[cut]] would be of the book's [[profits]], although he misinterpreted nobody getting a cut as the [[money]] simply being handed in a plain [[brown]] [[envelope]] without a [[word]] to the [[taxman]].[[File:Roger Mellie covered in custard.jpg|left|thumb|"''[[Bollocks|Mollux]]! Luddy Muggering Mollux!''": Roger Mellie covered in [[custard]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}})]]In [[Studio (The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic)|the studio]], he [[Drinking|drunk]] several cans of [[alcohol]] shortly before the broadcast would begin. He began on his best [[behaviour]], describing the contents of the book and what its purpose was, although just as he remarked that he'd been drinking all day and was "absolutely bursting for a [[Piss|pi-]]", [[Lenny Henry (in-universe)|Lenny Henry]] interrupted him by splatting a [[custard pie]] in his face, which greatly annoyed Mellie, with Tom reminding him that it was just a [[rehearsal]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Totally Stonking, Surprisingly Educational And Utterly Mindboggling Comic Relief Comic (comic story)}})