TARDIP
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The Time And Relative Dimensions In Porridge, or TARDIP, was an early development of the ship that eventually became the TARDIS. The First Doctor and Susan Foreman piloted the ship on a test fight. Upon landing, Susan screamed and then informed her grandfather of her suspicion that they had landed on yet another porridge planet. (NOTVALID: Doctor Who? 214)