Boulevard of Alternate Brutalities
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The Boulevard of Alternate Brutalities was a gap in reality where Faction Paradox kept countless individuals imprisoned in small realities tailored to punish them for their crimes. The realities were connected by a street composed of a million different bits and pieces of roadways taken moments before their destruction. The Boulevard existed near the end of the universe. (PROSE: Library Pictures, The Shape of Things)
While the Boulevard was mainly used by the Faction to imprison members of their own order who had "gone bad", (PROSE: Library Pictures) it was also used as "a dumping ground by a thousand races". (PROSE: The Shape of Things) The Boulevard was designed by the Faction, but created by the Carpathians. (PROSE: The Shape of Things, Library Pictures)
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Haribeaux was kept in the Boulevard before Christèmas requested he be released to join Bankside. (PROSE: Weapons Grade Snake Oil)
After the fall of the Eleven-Day Empire, Iris Wildthyme came to the Boulevard searching for Panda (PROSE: Library Pictures) after he was kidnapped by PussyWorlders from the end of the universe. (PROSE: Future Legend) Iris met a prisoner at the Boulevard who - unbeknownst to her - was actually Panda at a different point in his timeline. The Director of the Boulevard, Godfather Valentine, worked with Cousin Sparrow to convince Iris that the Boulevard was decaying and tricked her into thinking that she had destroyed it. (PROSE: Library Pictures)
Sometime after Iris' visit to the Boulevard, Davies asked her if she had visited the "Boulevard of Brutalities". (PROSE: The Shape of Things)
Other prisoners included the Man on the Clapham Omnibus and an oracle, both of whom were imprisoned in the Boulevard in order to prevent enemies of the Faction from acquiring them and using them against the Faction. (PROSE: A Reasonable Man, The Oracle) Joe Barker was sent to the Boulevard simply for wasting the time of Godparent Mephistopheles, and a Hollywood Producer drew the ire of the Faction for ruining a movie they used as a staging ground for conceptual weaponry. (PROSE: Body and Soul, The Fixer) An unnamed Faction member was imprisoned after he disrespected the rituals of the Faction and became temporally unstable, and Mother Dwysan was interned as a result of a political dispute. (PROSE: The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Aging, This Is What They Took From You) In addition, both Naughty Nancy and Zeke the Sneak were sent to the Boulevard by Cousin Sequential. (PROSE: The Crikeytown Cancellations)
