Ymetry Absinthe Wonglebongle Dooda Dodo Qualactin Rumplestiltskin Borridongdong Smeghead III
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Ymetry Absinthe Wonglebongle Dooda Dodo Qualactin Rumplestiltskin Borridongdong Smeghead III, First Narrator of the Magic Islandean League of Narrating, was a resident of Magic Island and the narrator of the Magic Island series.
While attempting to keep a vignette in the Book of the Snowstorm on track alongside Mrs Furball and Aquanafrahundy, the First Narrator was almost kidnapped too early by the Evil Narrators, so hit them with their shoe. Their arguing with Mrs Furball further delayed the vignette, so they went to the Wise Tortoise for advice; the First Narrator was overly proud of themself for trekking up the small mound atop which the Tortoise lived, but was left disappointed when the Wise Tortoise told them to go away. They then got stuck in a well, fell ill, and met a dragon called Kelvin, before climbing out and visiting Mrs Supergranny, whom they handed the narrating over to so she could fix the vignette, and feasted on a winter feast gifted to them by Lady Aesculapius. (PROSE: Our Finest Gifts We Bring [+]Loading...["Our Finest Gifts We Bring (short story)"])