He Jests at Scars... (audio story)

He Jests at Scars...
Doctor:	The Valeyard
Companion(s):	Ellie
Featuring:	Mel, Vansell
Main enemy:	Web of Time
Main setting:	The Matrix; The Valeyard's TARDIS
Key crew
Publisher:	Big Finish Productions
Writer:	Gary Russell
Director:	Gary Russell
Post production:	Jim Mortimore
Cover by:	Clayton Hickman
Release details
Release number:	4
Release date:	September 2003
Format:	1 CD
Production code:	DWUN04
ISBN:	ISBN 1-84435-016-9
Doctor Who Unbound
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He Jests at Scars... was the fourth Doctor Who Unbound audio story produced by Big Finish Productions. This was the first story not to feature an alternate Doctor; rather it featured Michael Jayston reprising his role as the Valeyard, whom he had last played in 1986's The Ultimate Foe. Bonnie Langford also reprised her role of Melanie Bush. However, like other characters in the Unbound series, these reprisals were of alternate versions of their characters, changed by the scenario presented in the story. The events shown here touch upon what might have happened if the Valeyard had won his trial against the Sixth Doctor and then stole his remaining regenerations.

Publisher's summary

What if... the Valeyard had won?

The thing about meddling with time is that one moment something is real, the next, it's been erased. Probability becomes just a possibility. Established truth becomes a theoretical falsehood. Like dominoes, as one timeline falls, the others come cascading down around it. You can engineer new timelines, new possibilities, but before long, the distinction between what is, what was, what might be and what never can be becomes blurred.

Out of this grow myths, lies and legends. The Doctor was one such legend, but no one knows whether he truly ever existed. Well, not now they don't. The Mighty One, ruling the multiverses from the eternal city of Chronopolis, has made sure of that.

Plot

The woman once known as Mel is in a dungeon with dozens of prisoners, no two of the same species. The timid Nula believes Mel to be one of the gods, but the cynical Gerrof just scoffs at Mel's arrogant attitude and her apparent belief that she is somehow better than her fellow prisoners. When Gerrof becomes too disrespectful, Mel shoots him dead where he stands just to make a point to the other prisoners. Mel is here to find the figure known as the Mighty One -- the man she once knew as the Doctor -- and to try to make him see reason. And if she can't, she's going to kill him.

The TARDIS materialises on the planet Pakha, and the man once known as the Doctor -- and now as the Valeyard -- sends his companion Ellie Martin to collect the legendary Ancient Diadem, an object of great and terrible power. He is no longer the same man who once let that power slip through his fingers -- and if Ellie fails to collect the Diadem, he makes it very clear that he will abandon her here. As Ellie scales the cliff, using canisters of greganic acid to carve footholds and handholds in the rock, a Pakhar arrives to investigate the intrusion into the sacred cavern and is shocked to find two aliens trying to steal the Diadem. He is even more shocked to see that the aliens have arrived in the legendary TARDIS. The Valeyard promises to explain everything -- but as soon as the trusting Pakhar is within reach, the Valeyard snaps his neck. Ellie takes the death in her stride, but is surprised that the legendary Doctor could be so ruthless. But as he's said before, the Valeyard isn't really the Doctor any more.

On the space station where the Sixth Doctor was placed on trial, Mel is speaking with the Time Lords' new President-Elect and Co-ordinator Vansell of the Celestial Intervention Agency. The corrupt High Council has been deposed, and the Earth has been put back in its proper position in time and space. However, the Doctor has been lost; as the Fantasy Factory exploded, he rushed back to save his nemesis, and both he and the Valeyard were trapped as the Matrix collapsed around them. Nobody is quite sure what happened to the Doctor next -- and, to Mel's consternation, Vansell admits that they don't actually want to rescue him. It has been known for a Time Lord on the point of a regeneration to be visited by an inchoate form of their future self, but it is unprecedented for an amalgamation of their future life essences to be given actual, independent existence. If the Valeyard does defeat the Doctor in battle, he will have access to all of the Doctor's past and future experiences and memories, and, as such, Vansell considers him a fascinating object of study.

Mel, appalled, points out that the Valeyard they knew was a composite of the dark sides of the Doctor's personality. What might he do if let loose, unchecked by the Doctor's morality? Vansell assures her that the Valeyard and the Doctor are still locked in battle elsewhere in the Matrix, and in the meantime, he, Mel and the President-Elect can still use the Matrix to observe possible projections from the future, just as the Doctor presented a sequence from his own future during his trial. The three enter the Matrix through the Seventh Door to access the projection of the Vervoid adventure -- but see that, this time around, it was the Valeyard and Ellie Martin who boarded the Hyperion III. And this time around, the Valeyard didn't think of using vionesium against the Vervoids until it was too late, and every human being aboard the ship was slaughtered -- apart from the Valeyard and Ellie, who decided to cut their losses and flee, leaving the ship full of Vervoids en route for Earth.

Mel is appalled by what she's seen, and puzzled by her own absence. When Vansell checks the Matrix records, he finds that Mel apparently never left Earth with the Doctor; instead, she remained in Brighton and eventually died of a brain tumour caused by overuse of a cell phone. When Vansell uses the Matrix to access the day Mel met the Doctor, they see the Valeyard send Ellie to intercept Mel just outside the Brighton police station, delaying her for a few vital seconds so that she never actually meets the Sixth Doctor. The Valeyard has just changed an aspect of his own past -- and his conversation with Ellie reveals that he's also helped the Thals to wipe out the Daleks before they ever got out of their bunker. He is confident that, if it proves necessary, he can always go back in time to change things back the way they were.

The President-Elect is beginning to doubt the wisdom of letting the Valeyard run free, and Mel agrees; the Valeyard seems interested in creating chaos for its own sake. However, Vansell points out that the Time Lords themselves once sent the Doctor on a mission to destroy the Daleks, and he failed. Perhaps the Valeyard, rid of the Doctor's spurious morality, may be more useful to the CIA. Vansell decides to watch a few more Matrix projections, and sees the Valeyard and Ellie visiting a Silurian bunker in the Galapagos islands. There, the Valeyard repairs the bunker's alarm clock so the Silurians will wake on schedule; perhaps when the human race evolves, the Silurian civilisation will be there to welcome them, and humanity will have spaceflight by the time of the Roman Empire. When Ellie questions the wisdom of the Valeyard's actions, he threatens to take her back where he found her -- about to be run down by a police car while protesting a highway extension. He graphically describes the agony she'll suffer in the accident, and she is suitably cowed and stops referring to him as "the Doctor." Satisfied, the Valeyard takes her away, once again certain that he can always return to put the Silurians back to sleep if the need arises.

Mel has seen enough, and the President-Elect is having grave doubts about letting the Valeyard run free, but as they argue with Vansell, something terrible happens to the Matrix. When Vansell investigates, he finds that both Gallifrey and the space station have been destroyed; the Matrix is decaying, and within 60 years there will be nothing left. Vansell traces the cause to the planet Uxarieus, in the year 1471 -- and sees that the Valeyard shot his way past the Primitives guarding the Doomsday Weapon and turned it on the constellation of Kasterborous. Now he's rid himself of the interfering Time Lords, and acquired the ultimate weapon; he once foolishly rejected its power, but now he will be able to use it as a threat to force all those in the Universe to bend to his will.

Vansell has learned his folly too late. While they were watching projections of the possible future, the Valeyard defeated the Doctor and took on the Doctor's future incarnations as his own. Now only the Valeyard is left, and with Gallifrey gone, Vansell doesn't have the power to go back in time and change the outcome of their fight. Mel, convinced that the Doctor's spirit survives somewhere within the man he's become, offers to try to reason with him. The President reluctantly offers up his personal Time Ring, and Vansell provides Mel with a staser pistol and sends her on her way. She is Gallifrey's last hope; if she can't defeat the Valeyard, then the Time Lords will never have existed.

The Valeyard has decided to move the Doomsday Weapon into his TARDIS, but to do so he needs to reconfigure the interior of his ship. Thus, he requires the help of the mathematicians of Logopolis, but unfortunately that planet was destroyed when the Fourth Doctor inadvertently took the Master there. The Valeyard decides to materialise his TARDIS in the path of its past self, knocking the Fourth Doctor off course and preventing the sequence of events that led to the destruction of Logopolis. However, something goes terribly wrong. Despite his careful calculations, the Valeyard inadvertently Time Rams his past self's TARDIS and destroys it, As well as the Master's TARDIS inside the Doctor's. The energy wave vapourises Logopolis, kick-starting the end of the Universe, but that's small potatoes to the Valeyard, who is far more concerned with the fact that he's just killed his past self, thus making his own existence a temporal paradox...

In the dungeons of Chronopolis, Mel speaks with Nula, who informs her that the dungeons contain one representative of every species capable of time travel, and that the rest of their species were eradicated by the Mighty One. Nula is from the planet Archetryx, and her fellow prisoners included an Urbankan (until he was shot trying to escape) and one of the Monan Host. Gerrof was the last of the Tharils, and by killing him to make a point, Mel has eradicated an entire species. She's depressed to realise how little she cares; the things she's seen since starting this mission have changed her, and not for the better. Nula is stunned when Mel casually admits that the Time Lords were the Mighty One's first victims; when Mel arrived with her staser and her Time Ring, Nula believed that a Time Lord had finally come to save them. Most of their fellow prisoners have been beaten down and will not help Mel to fight her way out of the dungeons, but Nula offers to accompany her. The dungeons are guarded by the Moroks, the only race of time-travellers to survive their encounter with the Mighty One -- because they surrendered to him and now serve as his private army. This time, when the guards arrive to hand out the prisoners' rations, Mel guns them down.

The Valeyard tries to save himself by travelling back in time and warning his past self not to travel to Logopolis, but a build-up of time distortion prevents his TARDIS from materialising properly. He tries to shout out a warning to his past self, but due to the time distortion, his past self only hears part of the warning. However the mention of Logopolis inspires him to travel there in the first place. Frustrated, the Valeyard returns to his TARDIS, and warns Ellie that she too is in danger; the Web of Time is trying to repair the damage he's done to it by erasing him from history, and if that happens then she will never meet him and will suffer the consequences.

Desperate to put things right, the Valeyard decides to travel back even further in time and use the Doomsday Weapon to destroy Logopolis before his fourth incarnation's visit, thus ensuring that his fourth incarnation never actually travels there and is not accidentally killed. He thus returns to Uxarius and destroys Logopolis, but just as he's beginning to relax, he begins to feel unwell again. The obvious occurs to Ellie: the Fourth Doctor was paying a return visit to Logopolis, and the web of time is trying to unravel the Valeyard from history. What if, through sheer coincidence, the Valeyard destroyed the planet Logopolis at the very moment that his earliest self was visiting it for the first time? Ellie helps to get the unstable Valeyard back into the TARDIS, and although he seems to recover once he is outside the space/time continuum, he finds that there are now gaps in his memory. Ellie starts searching for one of the Doctor's diaries, hoping to find evidence to support her theory -- and perhaps some way to solve the problem before she and the Valeyard vanish completely.

In another era, on a slave ship heading for Chronopolis, two slaves named Nula and Gerrof are surprised to find that one of the new prisoners appears to be human. They've seen a de-horned Nimon and heard rumours that a Navarino had been captured, but they'd believed that the human species had been wiped out. The new prisoner, Mel, claims that she walked up to a building she knew the Mighty One to be in and demanded an audience with him, only to end up here. When she sees the city of Chronopolis laid out before her, she recognises it as proof that the Mighty One is who she thinks he is. It's made of crystal and appears unpopulated, but in all other respects it's a replica of her home, Brighton.

In one of the Doctor's old diaries, Ellie finds the entry she's looking for; it seems that the First Doctor, Steven and Dodo visited Logopolis shortly after leaving the city of Kiev in the 13th century. The Valeyard must find a way to stop the First Doctor from visiting Logopolis, but as he tries to come up with a plan, Mel materialises inside the TARDIS, direct from the remains of the Matrix. She tries to speak to the man she knows as the Doctor, but he rebuffs her, insisting that the Doctor no longer exists. The Valeyard is a new man, one who intends to recover all of the weapons of mass destruction which the old Doctor would have buried away or destroyed, and use them to create a new realm in which he is the absolute ruler. But first he has more immediate concerns, and he thus intends to travel back to Kiev and kill Dodo by using a knife which once belonged to an "artist" in Whitechapel, in order to prevent his first incarnation from setting off to Logopolis on a pleasure jaunt. Mel can't believe that the Doctor would do such a terrible thing... and the Valeyard thus takes the knife and casually murders Ellie, partly so he can focus on his own problems without distraction but mainly to prove to Mel that he's not the man she knows. He then takes the Time Ring from the horrified Mel, damages it, and expels her from his TARDIS, sending her spinning off helplessly into the Time Vortex.

This is the beginning of Mel's long quest to track down the Doctor again, which finally ends up in Chronopolis with Nula by her side. There, Mel shoots her way into the Mighty One's throne room, but it takes some time for him to recognise her. He remembers her at last, but can't remember how she died; she could have died on Earth in the year 2012, or on the colony world of Heritage, or when the spaceship Nosferatu II crashed. But Mel is no longer the trusting and somewhat naïve woman he knew; she's seen the havoc which the Valeyard has wrought throughout space and time, and knows that there's no reasoning with him any longer. He really isn't the Doctor; the Doctor always knew better than to go for the easy solution.

The Valeyard scoffs at Mel, and at Nula, who fears him yet still believes that there's hope. Mel also believes that the presence of the prisoners is proof that the Valeyard retains some small measure of the Doctor's morality, as he's been keeping alive one survivor from each of the species he's destroyed. The Valeyard scoffs and pronounces himself the lord of creation and destruction; Chronopolis is located at the very heart of the space/time vortex, and from here, he can travel through interstitial time and create or destroy at a whim. He demonstrates his power by stabbing Nula five years in the past, then snapping her neck seconds before she enters the throne room, and then restoring her to life. Mel has had enough; she's given the Doctor a chance to assert himself, and it hasn't happened, so she shoots the Valeyard. But he travels seconds back in time and removed the gun from her hands before she has the chance to shoot. As he laughs triumphantly, however, everything around them begins to disintegrate -- the throne room, Nula, and even the Valeyard himself seem to vanish into a void...

Mel suddenly finds herself standing in the console room of the TARDIS -- and the real Valeyard is cowering in the corner, literally afraid to move. Chronopolis has vanished like the phantom it was; the TARDIS was using the last dregs of its energy to generate possibility projections, to keep the Valeyard safe from himself. The quivering Valeyard reveals that he's travelled back and forth through time, meeting his past and future selves, changing his own past and the past of the Universe so many times that he no longer knows what, if anything, is real. All the Valeyard ever wanted was to be real himself, but when he got the chance, he squandered it by wantonly destroying other possibilities. The changes he made cascaded through Time until he could no longer keep track of them himself, and his only choice was to hide away inside the TARDIS, protected by the illusion of an impenetrable fortress which would keep everyone out. Chronopolis only resembled Brighton to Mel because the Valeyard had made it in the image of his home, and when Mel arrived she saw it as her own home.

Mel realises that the TARDIS has frozen her and the Valeyard in place with its internal force fields, as the Valeyard is now literally afraid to move, fearing that any action he makes will ripple through the web of time and perhaps destroy the entire Universe. Mel never left the TARDIS; her experiences of the past ten years have all been part of the projections. But now the TARDIS has run out of power, and it can no longer maintain the illusion. It may take the Universe millions of centuries to recover from the damage which the Valeyard did to it, and now Mel is trapped with the Valeyard, since her Time Ring is programmed to take her only to him, and the TARDIS itself can't take her anywhere. The TARDIS' symbiotic link with its owner is all that's keeping it alive, and the TARDIS is all that's keeping the Valeyard alive. Mel will now be trapped here with the two of them, unable to move for all eternity. Mel says she wants to go back, go home and be free. But all the Valeyard could do is say that he is so very, very sorry...

Cast

• The Valeyard - Michael Jayston
• Melanie Bush - Bonnie Langford
• Coordinator Vansell - Anthony Keetch
• The President - Tim Preece
• Ellie Martin - Juliet Warner
• Nula - Jane MacFarlane
• Gerrof - Mark Donovan
• Pakhar / Tannoy Voice / Matrix Voice - Gary Russell

References

• The megabyte modem is mentioned twice.
• Steven Taylor, Dodo Chaplet, Peri Brown, Evelyn Smythe, Ace, Hex, Charley Pollard and C'rizz are mentioned.
• A time ram is accidentally initiated by the Valeyard to the Fourth Doctor, when attempting to keep his younger self from reaching Logopolis with the Tremas Master.
• Mel is given a Time Ring.

Notes

• The title is a reference to the line from William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet: "He jests at scars, that never felt a wound." The title of the previous Doctor Who Unbound audio Full Fathom Five was also a Shakespearean quotation. Both stories are also about dark versions of the Doctor.
• This story marked the first appearance of the Valeyard in an audio drama. Jayston later reprises the role in AUDIO: Trial of the Valeyard in 2014.
• This audio drama was recorded on 26 June 2003.
• The Valeyard mentions Hex and C'rizz among the companions with whom the Doctor might have travelled. This foreshadows their respective introductions in The Harvest and The Creed of the Kromon.

Continuity

• Vansell was introduced in AUDIO: The Sirens of Time and also appeared in PROSE: Divided Loyalties, AUDIO: The Apocalypse Element and AUDIO: Neverland. Three other alternative versions of the character were depicted in AUDIO: Reborn, AUDIO: Disassembled and AUDIO: Annihilation.
• An alternative version of Ellie Martin appeared in the Sarah Jane Smith audio series.
• Time Rings first appeared in TV: Genesis of the Daleks.
• The concept of a time ram first occurred in TV: The Time Monster.
• Ellie complains that the Valeyard criticises her for carrying weapons unless it suits him. In the proper timeline, the Seventh Doctor's companion Ace frequently raises similar objections. (TV: Remembrance of the Daleks, et al)
• The Matrix’s projection of the Sixth Doctor’s missed encounter with Mel is inconsistent with their actual first encounter in PROSE: Business Unusual; they didn’t meet at the police station, but the previous day, when the Doctor took her friend Trey Korte back home before realising that he was staying with Mel. However, this story does take place in an alternative timeline, and it is possible that the Valeyard had already changed history in some other way, perhaps erasing Trey or the Nestenes from history.
• The Valeyard implies that he’s picked up a weapon which belonged to Jack the Ripper. (PROSE: Matrix)
• Vansell observes the Valeyard and Ellie onboard the Hyperion III in the place of the Sixth Doctor and Mel in the proper timeline. The Valeyard leaves Commodore Travers and his entire crew dead as well as leaving the "augmented aubergines" to their own devices. (TV: Terror of the Vervoids)
• Vansell compares the Valeyard to the inchoate form of the Watcher (TV: Logopolis) but claims that it is unprecedented for such a being to achieve independent sentience, implying either that the Time Lords are unaware of the existence of Cho Je (TV: Planet of the Spiders) or that he was something else entirely.
• Vansell refers to the Time Lords once sending the Doctor on an ultimately unsuccessful mission to destroy the Daleks after the Valeyard has altered history by giving the Thals a formula to wipe out the Daleks before their creation. (TV: Genesis of the Daleks)
• Nula is from the planet Archetryx. (AUDIO: The Apocalypse Element)
• The Valeyard intends to stop his fourth incarnation from destroying Logopolis and to steal the Master's TARDIS. (TV: Logopolis)
• The First Doctor, Steven Taylor and "an extinct bird" visited Logopolis after leaving 13th century Kiev. (PROSE: Bunker Soldiers)
• In various alternative timelines, Mel died of a brain tumour on Earth in 2012, on the colony planet Heritage in the 61st century (PROSE: Heritage) and in the crash of the spaceship Nosferatu II while travelling with Sabalom Glitz. (TV: Dragonfire)
• Vansell observes the Valeyard and Ellie visiting a Silurian bunker in the Galapagos Islands, as the Sixth Doctor and his companion Evelyn Smythe did on 19 September 1835 in the proper timeline. (AUDIO: Bloodtide)
• The Valeyard tells Mel the names of various companions which whom the Doctor might have travelled in another timeline (namely, the proper timeline): Peri Brown (TV: Planet of Fire), Evelyn Smythe (AUDIO: The Marian Conspiracy), Ace (TV: Dragonfire), Hex (AUDIO: The Harvest), Charley Pollard (AUDIO: Storm Warning) and C'rizz. (AUDIO: The Creed of the Kromon)

External links

• Official He Jests at Scars... page at bigfinish.com
• He Jests at Scars... at the Doctor Who Reference Guide
• DisContinuity for He Jests at Scars... at Tetrapyriarbus - The DisContinuity Guide