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"I'll Never Get a Spin-Off" was a song sung by Ellie Higson as she rescued George Litefoot and Henry Gordon Jago from the Scorchies. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies)
Lyrics
- Once again
- I've been overlooked and left until the end
- Just another lonely hour for me to spend
- Behind the scenes until the denouement
- It's not fair
- I never get a truly even share
- And I end up feeling bad
- I'm just a spare part every time
- The adventure's nearly finished and I've hardly said a line
- You two gents have all the fun while I get left behind
- Well not today if it's alright
- I'm here to save mankind
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- I'm sick of being forgot
- I may not make the titles but I'm vital to the plot
- I'm more than just a bit part, I'm integral and I'm great
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- I'm here to save the day
- You didn't think to ask me but I turned up anyway
- As far as music debuts go this one is pretty late
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- Now I won't let this bunch of fuzzy puppets steal the show
- It's bad enough I've only had two scenes so far you know
- It's time to put an end to this and claim what's mine by right
- The final scene's for me and it ain't yours without a fight
- So listen here you nasty bunch of ragged evildoers
- I'm here to thwart your plans and send you right back down the sewers
- The thought of killing everyone might make you laugh and chortle
- But that won't work with me because I'm technically immortal
- I'm used to pulling pints although I never pull my punches
- I'm just as happy fighting as I am at serving lunches
- If you thought you'd get away with this it's time you knew
- Up with this I will not put, it's time to finish you
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- Just look here what I found
- A big old box of fireworks just lying on the ground
- And here's a box of matches sitting right next to this crate
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- It's time to end the show
- I've got a box of rockets which I ain't afraid to throw
- Don't go crying sawdust. You've got no one else to blame
- I'll never get a spin-off but I'll kill you all the same
(AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies)
Behind the Scenes
- This song heavily breaks the fourth wall, with lines such as "I may not make the titles but I'm vital to the plot" and "I've only had two scenes so far", plus of course the titular line.
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