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== Plot ==
== Plot ==
David enters what appears to be his shared bedroom with Mark, whom he promptly wakes, escorting someone who is bound, and has their head covered. He tells Mark he has something for him, and he enthusiastically tries to guess what it is. David gives Mark enough clues for him to work out that it is [[Peter Davison (The Girl Who Loved Doctor Who)|Peter Davison]], but tells him not to "shout his name like he's a thing." After declaring he had always had the idea to "hang outside his flat" and "bundle him into the boot of a car", David removes the hood, revealing a scared and bewildered Peter Davison with his mouth taped shut.
David enters what appears to be his shared bedroom with Mark, whom he promptly wakes, escorting someone who is bound, and has their head covered. He tells Mark he has something for him, and he enthusiastically tries to guess what it is. David gives Mark enough clues for him to work out that it is [[Peter Davison (in-universe)|Peter Davison]], but tells him not to "shout his name like he's a thing." After declaring he had always had the idea to "hang outside his flat" and "bundle him into the boot of a car", David removes the hood, revealing a scared and bewildered Peter Davison with his mouth taped shut.


Mark starts to cry, commenting he has not felt this moved since [[Adric]] died in ''[[Earthshock (The Kidnappers)|Earthshock]]'', prompting David to apologise to Davison for his roommate's behaviour, telling him that Mark is a bit of a fan. Mark then tries to ask Davison questions, to which David again tells him off, as "everybody asks about ''[[Doctor Who (N-Space)|Doctor Who]]''," and that he should instead ask about his theatre work. When asking if Davison could sign some of his [[Target Books (Bafflement and Devotion)|Target novelisations]], Mark is yet again chided by David who states that this would be an imposition, and that "Peter is a friend", and a "guest in this house". Throughout all of this, Davison looks on in horror, and is startled when David slaps his leg in apparent frustration.
Mark starts to cry, commenting he has not felt this moved since [[Adric]] died in ''[[Earthshock (The Kidnappers)|Earthshock]]'', prompting David to apologise to Davison for his roommate's behaviour, telling him that Mark is a bit of a fan. Mark then tries to ask Davison questions, to which David again tells him off, as "everybody asks about ''[[Doctor Who (in-universe)|Doctor Who]]''," and that he should instead ask about his theatre work. When asking if Davison could sign some of his [[Target Books (in-universe)|Target novelisations]], Mark is yet again chided by David who states that this would be an imposition, and that "Peter is a friend", and a "guest in this house". Throughout all of this, Davison looks on in horror, and is startled when David slaps his leg in apparent frustration.


Eventually they settle on a compromise, and David takes several photographs of Mark and Davison instead. After they have taken "enough" photos, Mark asks if he can kiss Davison, which David agrees to. As a look of utter terror dawns on Davison's face, Mark turns out the light, and removes Davison's gag.
Eventually they settle on a compromise, and David takes several photographs of Mark and Davison instead. After they have taken "enough" photos, Mark asks if he can kiss Davison, which David agrees to. As a look of utter terror dawns on Davison's face, Mark turns out the light, and removes Davison's gag.
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== Worldbuilding ==
== Worldbuilding ==
* References to ''Doctor Who'' include:
* References to ''Doctor Who'' include:
** A poster for ''[[Dr. Who and the Daleks (Peaceful Thals Ambushed!)|Dr. Who and the Daleks]]'' is seen in the background.
** A poster for ''[[Dr. Who and the Daleks (in-universe)|Dr. Who and the Daleks]]'' is visible in the background.
** Mark screams "[[Omega]]" when being woken by David.
** Mark screams "[[Omega]]" when being woken by David.
** Mark asks David if his surprise is the missing episodes of the serial ''[[The Ice Warriors (TV story)|The Ice Warriors]]''.
** Mark asks David if his surprise is the missing episodes of the serial ''[[The Ice Warriors (TV story)|The Ice Warriors]]''.

Revision as of 19:23, 4 October 2023

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The Kidnappers was a comedy sketch in which Peter Davison is kidnapped by an enthusiastic Doctor Who fan, broadcast as part of BBC Two's Doctor Who Night.

Plot

David enters what appears to be his shared bedroom with Mark, whom he promptly wakes, escorting someone who is bound, and has their head covered. He tells Mark he has something for him, and he enthusiastically tries to guess what it is. David gives Mark enough clues for him to work out that it is Peter Davison, but tells him not to "shout his name like he's a thing." After declaring he had always had the idea to "hang outside his flat" and "bundle him into the boot of a car", David removes the hood, revealing a scared and bewildered Peter Davison with his mouth taped shut.

Mark starts to cry, commenting he has not felt this moved since Adric died in Earthshock, prompting David to apologise to Davison for his roommate's behaviour, telling him that Mark is a bit of a fan. Mark then tries to ask Davison questions, to which David again tells him off, as "everybody asks about Doctor Who," and that he should instead ask about his theatre work. When asking if Davison could sign some of his Target novelisations, Mark is yet again chided by David who states that this would be an imposition, and that "Peter is a friend", and a "guest in this house". Throughout all of this, Davison looks on in horror, and is startled when David slaps his leg in apparent frustration.

Eventually they settle on a compromise, and David takes several photographs of Mark and Davison instead. After they have taken "enough" photos, Mark asks if he can kiss Davison, which David agrees to. As a look of utter terror dawns on Davison's face, Mark turns out the light, and removes Davison's gag.

Cast

Crew

Worldbuilding

Story notes

  • This was the third of three sketches produced for BBC Two's Doctor Who Night, alongside The Pitch of Fear and The Web of Caves.
  • Although David Walliams and Mark Gatiss are both fans of Doctor Who, and use their own names for the characters they play, it is presumed that they are not portraying themselves.
  • Peter Davison does not have any lines in this sketch, reacting only to David and Mark's discussion about him.

Home Video Releases

All three Doctor Who Night sketches, along with The Corridor Sketch which stars Nicholas Briggs, were released as a special feature on the An Unearthly Child disc of the DVD box-set, The Beginning.