River Song (The Daft Dimension)
A version of River Song existed in the Daft Dimension. She was the Doctor's wife.
Biography
Final night on Darillium
As her counterpart in a more serious universe did, (TV: The Husbands of River Song [+]Loading...["The Husbands of River Song (TV story)"]) she spent a final, 24-year-long night with the Twelfth Doctor on Darillium. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 594 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 594"])
As they observed the Singing Towers, the Doctor told her about many theorised as to the source of its music. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 496 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 496 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 496"])
The night experienced a minor hitch when the Doctor ordered pizza from the Speedy(ish) Pizza Company, only to discover that it would not be delivered until about "half past three years from [then]". (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 594 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 594"])
At the end of the night, they received a long bill from the Darillium Hotel. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 509 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 509 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 509"])
Other occasions
At another point, she joined the Twelfth Doctor and some of his other friends for Christmas inside the TARDIS, where she gave him a pair of question mark pattern underpants as a gift, unaware that everyone else had also given him the same gift. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 494 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 494 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 494"])
