River Song (The Daft Dimension)
A version of River Song existed in the Daft Dimension. She was the Doctor's wife.
Biography
Final night on Darillium
As her counterpart in a more serious universe did, (TV: The Husbands of River Song [+]Loading...["The Husbands of River Song (TV story)"]) she spent a final, 24-year-long night with the Twelfth Doctor on Darillium. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 594 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 594"])
As they observed the Singing Towers, the Doctor told her about how many theorised as to the source of its music, unaware that it was actually the Second Doctor playing his recorder at the base. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 496 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 496 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 496"])
The night experienced a minor hitch when the Doctor ordered pizza from the Speedy(ish) Pizza Company, only to discover that it would not be delivered until about "half past three years from [then]". (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 594 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 594 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 594"])
At the end of the night, they received a long bill from the Darillium Hotel. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 509 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 509 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 509"])
Other occasions
At another point, she joined the Twelfth Doctor and some of his other friends for Christmas inside the TARDIS, where she gave him a pair of question mark pattern underpants as a gift, unaware that everyone else had also given him the same gift. (COMIC: The Daft Dimension 494 [+]Loading...["The Daft Dimension (DWM 494 comic story)","''The Daft Dimension'' 494"])
