Barbara Cartland

Dame Barbara Cartland was Earth's most prolific writer. (AUDIO: The Diet of Worms)

While visiting a W H Smith in 1994, Polly Wright, who was from 1966, was surprised to see that Barbara Cartland was still writing. (PROSE: Invasion of the Cat-People)

Raoul's partner imagined that "lesbian novelist" Iris "[lay] under a pink bedspread, like Barbara Cartland in Camden Town, a poodle either side and a typewriter on her lap". (PROSE: Hospitality)

Peri Brown said that the works of Charles Dickens, Nikolayevich Tolstoy and Barbara Cartland were the greats of English literature. (AUDIO: The Axis of Insanity) In the Gogglebox, she jokingly asked the Sixth Doctor if he was going to read Cartland's latest book. (AUDIO: The Reaping)

The Depository was a vast store of the literary remains of Earth's cultural greats, including Barbara Cartland. (AUDIO: The Diet of Worms)

Guinevere Winchester described Stonehenge as "Britain's favourite old ruin", after Barbara Cartland. (PROSE: Revenants)