Health and Safety

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Health and Safety was an organisation known in the United Kingdom in the 20th and 21st century.

On 25 November 1974, the Eleventh Doctor pretended to be from Health and Safety when investigating the haunted Caliburn House. He also told Clara that shaking the water off her umbrella in the TARDIS was "a health and safety nightmare". (TV: Hide ^[+]Loading...["Hide (TV story)"])

Bernie Wilson learned from Health & Safety courses that most building fires were caused by electrical faults. (PROSE: Rose ^[+]Loading...["Rose (novelisation)"])

In 2009, independent of one another, both Donna Noble and the Tenth Doctor pretended to have been sent from Health and Safety to inspect Adipose Industries. While spying on the Adipose product presentation from a projection booth, the Doctor told the projectionist he was from Health and Safety's "film department". The term was used as an analogy by Clare Pope when she gave the Doctor her phone number: "You'll be Health, I'll be Safety." (TV: Partners in Crime ^[+]Loading...["Partners in Crime (TV story)"])

In the early 21st century, Clara Oswald tried, in vain, to pass herself off as a Health and Safety agent with the psychic paper to evacuate a gallery infested by the Boneless. (TV: Flatline ^[+]Loading...["Flatline (TV story)"])

In Ruby Sunday's first interaction with the Fifteenth Doctor on 23 December 2023, he caught her drink after a goblin had knocked it off the table and, flashing his psychic paper, stated he was from Health and Safety's "gin and tonic division". (TV: The Church on Ruby Road ^[+]Loading...["The Church on Ruby Road (TV story)"])