Fritter
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A fritter was a type of prepared food, typically found in fish and chip shops.
The Seventh Doctor once claimed that a fish and chip shop in Rhyl made Spam fritters that could not "be equalled this side of the Crab Nebula." (PROSE: Cat's Cradle: Witch Mark)