Great Alfredo
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The Great Alfredo was the representative sent by his people, the Mystical Wizards, to stake their claim to the ruins of Beedle. He was searched on arrival to the summit and it was found that he had three kilometres of silk handkerchiefs, a flock of doves, a rabbit, handcuffs and two of Benny's underwear. By the fifteenth time through the metal detector he was naked, but the security bots still found a Smafma on his person. (PROSE: Beedlemania)
