Smafma
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A Smafma was a two-dimensional magician's assistant.
A Smafma accompanied the Great Alfredo to Beedle. She stole a game of Centauran twister from the Arbiter's ship to use in distracting the Knyy'ds away from the negotiations regarding the ruins found on Beedle. (PROSE: Beedlemania)