Jason Summerfield
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According to Christine Summerfield, Jason Summerfield was the most boring Summerfield on record.
Jason was born in 2007. Even though his father Benedict Summerfield I had left his mother long before Jason was born, she still decided to give Jason the last name "Summerfield".
He never left England in his entire life. Instead, he stayed indoors, watched television, and lived off of welfare cheques.
In 2039, he had a son whom he named Jubilation Summerfield.
Records were of Jason until the 26th century. Christine Summerfield learned about Jason when she read the Summerfield family tree. (PROSE: Dead Romance)