Muffet (Space-Age Versery Rhymes)

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Little Miss Muffet was the titular character in the Earth nursery rhyme of the same name.

In one version of the rhyme from 2065, she was an avid reader of TV 21 and liked to read while on her puffet. A big spider named Mister Spider then came along and sat beside her. He asked if he could look on and Little Miss Muffet agreed, making a space on her puffet. After reading of the adventures of Stingray and Fireball, Mister Spider determined the magazine to be fun which made Little Miss Muffet "as proud as a deb". Mister Spider then asked as to whether he would be able to take her copy with him back to his web in order to show his friends. (PROSE: Space-Age Versery Rhymes [+]Loading...["Space-Age Versery Rhymes (short story)"])