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A dark interpratation of a childrens classic treasured story isnt exactly and original idea nowadays . over years we have got loads of fucked up versions of many the childrens classic .The most populuar being Alice in Wonderland . But back in 1988 this had never been done before and the maker of this film was treading on thin ice when he released this movie . Many people walked in the movie theatre expecting a live action remake of the 1944 Disney movie .They walked out a litle baffled . Mommy whats wrong with the White rabbit ?
A dark interpratation of a childrens classic treasured story isnt exactly and original idea nowadays . over years we have got loads of fucked up versions of many the childrens classic .The most populuar being Alice in Wonderland . But back in 1988 this had never been done before and the maker of this film was treading on thin ice when he released this movie . Many people walked in the movie theatre expecting a live action remake of the 1944 Disney movie .They walked out a litle baffled . Mommy whats wrong with the White rabbit ?
Well kid youre mommy cant tell whats wrong with him but I can .. Hes flipping insane , Evil and creepy .This movie is more stop motion than real . Sure Alice is real but apart from that who else is real ? No one else . Lets see what this film done to our favourite cherised characters well the Mad Hatter (my personal favourite) is an old wooden puppet with a bad paint job . Everytime he drinks tea he it just falls out of a hole in his back.
Well kid youre mommy cant tell whats wrong with him but I can .. Hes flipping insane , Evil and creepy .This movie is more stop motion than real . Sure Alice is real but apart from that who else is real ? No one else . Lets see what this film done to our favourite cherised characters well the Mad Hatter (my personal favourite) is an old wooden puppet with a bad paint job . Everytime he drinks tea he it just falls out of a hole in his back.
Then whats the point of drinking tea I hear you ask . I dont know . Hes mad cant that just be the answer ?. Well lets see instead of going down a Rabbit Hole to enter wonderland . Alice enters through a drawer on a table . I suppose thats normal . why did she go through the drawers ? Boredom . That is the only explanation for it . she was in her room BORED dropping marbles in a cup of tea . Cause thats whats kids did before video games . She sees The White Rabbit and follows him . MAY I POINT ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH THE WHITE RABBIT . HE HAS A HOLE IN HIS CHEST AND SAWDUST KEEPS ON FALLING OUT !
Then whats the point of drinking tea I hear you ask . I dont know . Hes mad cant that just be the answer ?. Well lets see instead of going down a Rabbit Hole to enter wonderland . Alice enters through a drawer on a table . I suppose thats normal . why did she go through the drawers ? Boredom . That is the only explanation for it . she was in her room BORED dropping marbles in a cup of tea . Cause thats whats kids did before video games . She sees The White Rabbit and follows him . MAY I POINT ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH THE WHITE RABBIT .so I guess HEs a toy  (everyone Cept for alice is a toy). Also why is his watch always covered in gunk that he needs to whipe off all the time?
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