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Well kid youre mommy cant tell whats wrong with him but I can .. Hes flipping insane , Evil and creepy .This movie is more stop motion than real . Sure Alice is real but apart from that who else is real ? No one else . Lets see what this film done to our favourite cherised characters well the Mad Hatter (my personal favourite) is an old wooden puppet with a bad paint job . Everytime he drinks tea he it just falls out of a hole in his back.

Then whats the point of drinking tea I hear you ask . I dont know . Hes mad cant that just be the answer ?. Well lets see instead of going down a Rabbit Hole to enter wonderland . Alice enters through a drawer on a table . I suppose thats normal . why did she go through the drawers ? Boredom . That is the only explanation for it . she was in her room BORED dropping marbles in a cup of tea . Cause thats whats kids did before video games . She sees The White Rabbit and follows him . MAY I POINT ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH THE WHITE RABBIT .so I guess HEs a toy  (everyone Cept for alice is a toy). Also why is his watch always covered in gunk that he needs to whipe off all the time? This movie is great the only problem is the english Dub ! The VHS release was in the orginal launauge with english subtitles but the DVD release has a stupid dub . Everytime the character talk in there badly synced voices (Somtimes there mouths dont even move ) A huge pair of lips appear on the screen and say "Said The White Rabbit" or "Muttered the mArch Hare" or "Snapped Alice" . It ruins the whole movie ! This film has everything a movie needs . Skuls and Disturbing ideas and visuals but it lacks somthing ! The CHESIRE cAT ! He  would of been so cool and creepy in this movie !Im sort of bored of this review already . I want to do somthing else so Goodbye . Watch the movie if you want . Link to part one below .