Wayne Bland II

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Wayne Bland II was the self-proclaimed Iris Wildthyme's biggest fan. Panda called him an "anally retentive stalker".

He was the president of The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society, and the editor of Blags and Gladrags.

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When Iris and Panda were evading a Monstron time destroyer, they went to 42nd century Trull, where they met Wayne. He used an Anibusian Mind Transferer disguised as a pen to switch bodies with her. When Kragoom was going to destroy Trull, Panda switched with Iris in Wayne's body so Iris could return to her own body.

Wayne, now in Panda's body, sacrificed himself by switching minds with Kragoom. This made him, literally, Iris' biggest fan, since Kragoom's body was the size of Jupiter. Iris went back to Trull and switched Panda and Kragoom's minds. Kragoom, now in Wayne's body, was kept in the Trull Central Institute for the Criminally Insane. (AUDIO: The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society)