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* [[Thymon]] is described as "once [[Embodiment of Time]]" as he started living in the [[Cupid Homeworld]] in [[PROSE]]: {{cs|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)}}. [[Auteur]] claims that Thymon's power was destroyed due to [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids|the Crew]]'s [[narrative]] absorbing his following this event.  
* [[Thymon]] is described as "once [[Embodiment of Time]]" as he started living in the [[Cupid Homeworld]] in [[PROSE]]: {{cs|Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving (short story)}}. [[Auteur]] claims that Thymon's power was destroyed due to [[Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids|the Crew]]'s [[narrative]] absorbing his following this event.  
* Thymon is now "[[mail-sorter]] prime", having started his career at the [[Cupid Post Office]] in [[PROSE]]: {{cs|Whatever Happened to Lord Thymon? (short story)}}.
* Thymon is now "[[mail-sorter]] prime", having started his career at the [[Cupid Post Office]] in [[COMIC]]: {{cs|Whatever Happened to Lord Thymon? (comic story)}}.


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Revision as of 22:25, 27 September 2024

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Auteur and the Homeworld was a 2022 online poem, written by Lupan Evezan and illustrated by Aristide Twain, featuring the use of the Faction Paradox character Auteur, commercially licensed from his creator Jayce Black.

The poem was also an official crossover between the Doctor Who universe and the continuity of The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, on whose official website it was released as part of the series' 2022 Advent Calendar. It was Auteur's third appearance in the series and served as a sequel to his first, Black's own Auteur's Abecedarium [+]Loading...["Auteur's Abecedarium (short story)"].

Summary

When the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' archivist finds and opens Auteur's Abecedarium, the actual Auteur is summoned from the crumbling oxbow timeline he was trapped in to the Cupid Homeworld. Using his powers of shadow and metafiction, he wreaks havoc across the Homeworld while trying to make his way to the hangar were the Crew's Void Ships are kept and steal one to fly it back to the Third Universe. However, he is prevented at the last minute by Herodotus using his symbolic power as an archivist to stamp the Abecedarium as "rejected" from the collection, which breaks Auteur's foothold in the Homeworld and sends him back where he came from.

Plot

For two years now, Auteur's Abecedarium has lain in the Cupid Archives unopened. Eventually, the dark whispers emanating from it attract the attention of the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids' head archivist, Herodotus-724, who was never told about the book by Bibliophile-962 and thus guilelessly opens it. As soon as he opens it and reads it aloud, Auteur himself is summoned to the Homeworld from the "crumbling little oxbow" in which he'd been imprisoned.

After monologuing awhile about his circumstances, during which he is amused to note that he appears to be in a rhyming story for once, Auteur declares his intention to steal one of the Crew's Void Ships to return to his home universe. He snaps his fingers and seems to have disappeared until Herodotus realises that the stranger has transferred himself into Herodotus's own shadow. Attacked by the Clockwork Sphinx, he jumps into its shadow, and then, making his way out of of the archive building, into that of another, passing Cupid.

Hopping from shadow to shadow, he makes his way unseen; the only Cupid to notice their shadow having temporarily sprouted a skull is Larrikin-1029, who is predictably enthused instead of alarmed. However, when Auteur drops by the post office in Philatel-426's shadow, he is noticed by Lord Thymon, who reaches out and grabs him out from the shadow-space. Thymon recognises him as one of the "parasites who hail from Third" and claims to be something much greater than them, being an actual Embodiment of Time, but Auteur dismisses Thymon as having lost his metaphysical power when he became a part of the Cupids' story, and now being nothing more than "comic relief". He knocks Thymon's hat off his head and takes advantage of the distraction to run out of the post office, headed for the hangar where the Fog Ships are kept.

Thymon sounds the alarm, but the Cupids' arrows are useless against Auteur in his shadow-form, and Sigma-063's efforts to lock the Fog Ship hangar from the inside are useless when Auteur jumps into Sigma's own shadow and unlocks one of the doors. Thinking quickly, Sigma runs to the building's maintenance rooms and switches on all the lights, making shadows vanish and forcing Auteur to adopt his normal three-dimensional shape again. He briefly tries summoning all the shadows from the Homeworld to overwhelm the lights, but is unsuccessful.

Instead, as his final throw of the dice, he writes a set of glyphs and interlocking circles which cause all the fiction contained in the Cupid Archives to come to life, inspired by Herodotus's earlier mistaken assumption that Auteur was a fictional character come to life from within the Abecedarium. As all the stories' essences are released from the book, pandemonium ensues, with the Cupids merging with an endless carnival of fictional characters. However, before Auteur can leave aboard the last unaltered Fog Ship, Herodotus realises that he can use Auteur's spell for his own ends by stamping the Abecedarium with his official "REJECTED from collection" stamp. As this, too, is realised in three dimensions, Auteur himself is expelled from the Cupid Homeworld to match, sent back to his oxbow.

As the Homeworld is restored to its normal self, Herodotus chains up the Abecedarium and locks it in a drawer, hopefully for good. Celebration-665 invites everyone for cake.

Characters

Worldbuilding

Notes

  • Despite being released on 17 December, Auteur and the Homeworld was the middle of three poems in Haunting Halloween Hymns – Part Two, a sequel to Part One which had been published for Halloween on 31 October. The in-universe reason for its December release, and the one-day digression from the 2022 Advent Calendar's serialised story, is the activation of a Time Scrambler by the Faction of the Fooling Fish in Chapter 13 of How the Fish Stole Christmas.
  • The artificial sphinx guarding the Cupid Homeworld is usually referred to as the Mechanical Sphinx in the series itself, but is named here as "the Clockwork Sphinx" on the one occasion it is referenced, presumably to better fit the metre.

Continuity

Continuity to non-valid sources

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