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|series=[[Short Trips (series)#In print|Short Trips short stories]] | |series=[[Short Trips (series)#In print|Short Trips short stories]] | ||
|doctor=Fifth Doctor | |doctor = Fifth Doctor | ||
|companions=[[Peri Brown]] | |companions=[[Peri Brown]] | ||
|featuring = [[Edward Grainger]] | |featuring = [[Edward Grainger]] | ||
|setting=[[London]], [[25 April]] [[1936]] | |setting = [[London]], [[25 April]] [[1936]] | ||
|writer= | |writer=Benjamin Adams | ||
|anthology= | |anthology= Short Trips: The Centenarian | ||
|release date = 18 September 2006 | |||
|prev=Log 384 (short story) | |prev=Log 384 (short story) | ||
|next=Incongruous Details (short story) | |next = Incongruous Details (short story) | ||
}} | |enemy=[[John Scanlon]]}} | ||
'''''The Church of Football''''' was the seventh short story in the [[Short Trips (series)|Short Trips]] anthology ''[[Short Trips: The Centenarian]]''. It was written by [[Benjamin Adams]]. It featured the [[Fifth Doctor]] and [[Peri Brown]]. | '''''The Church of Football''''' was the seventh short story in the [[Short Trips (series)|Short Trips]] anthology ''[[Short Trips: The Centenarian]]''. It was written by [[Benjamin Adams]]. It featured the [[Fifth Doctor]] and [[Peri Brown]]. | ||
== Summary == | == Summary == | ||
The Doctor takes Peri to a [[football]] match, but when she finds out he already knows the result, she storms off to the restroom. On the way, she collides with a man who is carrying a portfolio, and he drops several photographs. When Peri helps him pick them up, she glances at one of them, so he knocks her out. | The Doctor takes Peri to a [[football]] match, but when she finds out he already knows the result, she angrily storms off to the restroom. On the way, she collides with a man who is carrying a portfolio, and he drops several photographs. When Peri helps him pick them up, she glances at one of them, so he knocks her out. | ||
When Peri comes to, she is handcuffed to a sink in the restroom. The man, [[John Scanlon]], has put an out-of-order sign on the restroom. A knock is heard on the door, and Scanlon opens it to admit a man with whom he is doing business. The man won't let Scanlon harm Peri, and he wants Scanlon to meet with his "employers" in another room in the stadium. | When Peri comes to, she is handcuffed to a sink in the restroom. The man, [[John Scanlon]], has put an out-of-order sign on the restroom. A knock is heard on the door, and Scanlon opens it to admit a man with whom he is doing business. The man won't let Scanlon harm Peri, and he wants Scanlon to meet with his "employers" in another room in the stadium. | ||
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* [[Peri Brown]] | * [[Peri Brown]] | ||
* [[Edward Grainger]] | * [[Edward Grainger]] | ||
* [[John Scanlon]] | * [[John Scanlon]] ("[[The Monk]]") | ||
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== | * Some of the items stolen by Scanlon include [[gold]] urns, a [[Ming dynasty|Ming]] vase, [[Greek]] [[statue]]s, an [[Egypt]]ian [[sarcophagus]], a [[Pablo Picasso|Picasso]], a [[Rembrandt van Rijn|Rembrandt]] and the ''[[Mona Lisa]]''. | ||
* Some of the items stolen by Scanlon include [[gold]] urns, a [[Ming dynasty|Ming]] vase, [[Greek]] [[statue]]s, an [[ | |||
* Peri used to watch ''[[Upstairs, Downstairs]]''. | * Peri used to watch ''[[Upstairs, Downstairs]]''. | ||
* As a child, Peri saw [[the Who]] and [[AC/DC]] at [[Wembley Stadium]] and visited [[Kew Gardens]]. | * As a child, Peri saw [[the Who]] and [[AC/DC]] at [[Wembley Stadium]] and visited [[Kew Gardens]]. | ||
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* Peri would rather not go to a [[cricket]] match. | * Peri would rather not go to a [[cricket]] match. | ||
* The Doctor misses his [[the Doctor's sonic screwdriver|sonic screwdriver]]. | * The Doctor misses his [[the Doctor's sonic screwdriver|sonic screwdriver]]. | ||
* The king and his mistress were photographed on the royal yacht, ''[[Britannia]]''. | * The king and his mistress were photographed on the royal yacht, ''[[Britannia (yacht)|Britannia]]''. | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
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* Peri recalls her adventures on [[Sarn (planet)|Sarn]] ([[TV]]: ''[[Planet of Fire (TV story)|Planet of Fire]]'') and [[N'Tia]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Light at the End of the Tunnel (short story)|Light at the End of the Tunnel]]'') | * Peri recalls her adventures on [[Sarn (planet)|Sarn]] ([[TV]]: ''[[Planet of Fire (TV story)|Planet of Fire]]'') and [[N'Tia]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Light at the End of the Tunnel (short story)|Light at the End of the Tunnel]]'') | ||
* Edward remembers meeting the Doctor eight years ago. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Falling from Xi'an (short story)|Falling from Xi'an]]'') | * Edward remembers meeting the Doctor eight years ago. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Falling from Xi'an (short story)|Falling from Xi'an]]'') | ||
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The Church of Football was the seventh short story in the Short Trips anthology Short Trips: The Centenarian. It was written by Benjamin Adams. It featured the Fifth Doctor and Peri Brown.
Summary[[edit] | [edit source]]
The Doctor takes Peri to a football match, but when she finds out he already knows the result, she angrily storms off to the restroom. On the way, she collides with a man who is carrying a portfolio, and he drops several photographs. When Peri helps him pick them up, she glances at one of them, so he knocks her out.
When Peri comes to, she is handcuffed to a sink in the restroom. The man, John Scanlon, has put an out-of-order sign on the restroom. A knock is heard on the door, and Scanlon opens it to admit a man with whom he is doing business. The man won't let Scanlon harm Peri, and he wants Scanlon to meet with his "employers" in another room in the stadium.
They head out, with Peri in tow. On the way, they encounter the Doctor. The Doctor and the man stare at each other, then the Doctor falls in with them. When they arrive at a door, Scanlon enters first, to be faced by four men with guns: policemen.
The Doctor pulls Peri aside, and the man, who the Doctor reveals to be his old friend Edward Grainger, takes the portfolio from Scanlon and tries to arrest him. However, Scanlon temporarily blinds the occupants of the room with a flash bomb and makes his escape.
When everyone has recovered, Edward explains that his department has been tracking Scanlon, who is trying to destabilise England. He has photos of King Edward VIII and his mistress, the publication of which Edward fears will cause the fall of the royal family. The Doctor, knowing the future, is more concerned that Scanlon has the photos now, months before they would be made public.
The Doctor, Edward and Peri head back to the restroom. One of the stalls is vibrating, and Peri recognises that it is a time machine. When they enter it, they are confronted by Scanlon and dozens of valuable artefacts. Edward is distracted and wants to retrieve the artefacts and return them to their owners, but the Doctor tells him to focus on the photos. Scanlon arrives and tries to justify his actions. He is from two thousand years in the future, and Earth has a terrible enemy. The time ship belonged to the enemy, and Scanlon has come back to his past to alter Earth's future to ensure it will be ready for this enemy in his time. He feels he deserves a reward for his work, and that's why he stole the artefacts.
The Doctor has Edward and Peri leave the time ship, and he threatens Scanlon with Time Lord punishment if he continues to meddle with time.
Edward is angry that the Doctor has let Scanlon leave, but at least the scandal has been averted for now. Back in the TARDIS, Peri wonders what the difference is between Scanlon's and the Doctor's actions, and the Doctor replies that he fixes things.
Characters[[edit] | [edit source]]
Worldbuilding[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Some of the items stolen by Scanlon include gold urns, a Ming vase, Greek statues, an Egyptian sarcophagus, a Picasso, a Rembrandt and the Mona Lisa.
- Peri used to watch Upstairs, Downstairs.
- As a child, Peri saw the Who and AC/DC at Wembley Stadium and visited Kew Gardens.
- Peri doesn't like ABBA.
- The Doctor takes Peri to the FA Cup match between Sheffield United and Arsenal.
- Peri would rather not go to a cricket match.
- The Doctor misses his sonic screwdriver.
- The king and his mistress were photographed on the royal yacht, Britannia.
Notes[[edit] | [edit source]]
- The stories in Short Trips: The Centenarian revolve around Edward Grainger, a man who has met the Doctor more than a dozen times over the course of his life.
Continuity[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Peri has recently been shopping. (PROSE: Black and White)
- Peri recalls her adventures on Sarn (TV: Planet of Fire) and N'Tia. (PROSE: Light at the End of the Tunnel)
- Edward remembers meeting the Doctor eight years ago. (PROSE: Falling from Xi'an)
