Chameleon circuit

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The Rani's TARDIS in the form of a translucent pyramid (DW: Time and the Rani)

The chameleon circuit is a component of a TARDIS which enables its outer plasmic shell to assume any shape, in order to blend in with its surroundings.

Background

By default, TARDIS exteriors look like plain, grey cabinets which open via a sliding door. (DW: The War Games)

A TARDIS with a functioning chameleon circuit can appear as almost anything his or her owner desires. The owner can programme the circuit to make it assume a specific shape. If no appearance is specified, the TARDIS may assume its own shape. The chameleon circuit was designed to allow a TARDIS to more easily blend into its surroundings.

Specific TARDISes

The Doctor's TARDIS

Flaw discovered

Prior to the First Doctor's sudden departure from Totter's Lane, Shoreditch in 1963, the chameleon circuit of the Doctor's TARDIS worked perfectly well. (DW: An Unearthly Child) It was known to have taken the form of a large boulder on the planet Iwa, for instance. (TN: Frayed)

After the initial journeys of Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright, however, the TARDIS remained fixed in the shape of a London police box. Neither Susan or her grandfather could explain why the ship had lost its ability to disguise itself. While it was assumed that the chameleon circuit had simply ceased to function, the Eleventh Doctor revealed that in fact, the circuit scanned the surroundings as normal, but then always disguised itself as a police box no matter where and when it was.

Following this initial breakage, the Doctor failed to show much interest in repairing it. By the time of his ninth incarnation, for instance, he intimated to Rose Tyler that he simply liked its appearance. (DW: Boom Town) Other Time Lords who encountered the Doctor's TARDIS didn't seem to want to repair it, either. When the Master tried to repair the Doctor's Earth-bound TARDIS, he expressed no particular concern with the fixing the chameleon circuit. (DW: The Claws of Axos). Much later, another incarnation of the Master took possession of the TARDIS for an extended period of time, but made no effor to fix the chameleon circuit. (DW: The Sound of Drums / Last of the Time Lords)

Repair attempts

Despite a general lack of enthusiasm for fixing the chameleon circuit, there were nevertheless a few restoration efforts.

The Fourth Doctor hoped to repair it in Logopolis by using Block Transfer Computations when the Master interfered with the Logopolitans' calculations. (DW: Logopolis)

Nyssa later tried to repair it on her own, without even referencing the TARDIS manual. After double-checking her work and finding it surprisingly sound, the Fifth Doctor chose an overly-ambitious environment for the first test of Nyssa's work. He materialized in one of Earth's oceans, whereupon it turned into a whale. It became so comfortable in its new form that it seemed to forget that it was a TARDIS at all. Only by transmitting his heartsbeat (sic!) underwater and reminding it of its link to him was the Doctor able to swim into one of its arteries, undo Nyssa's fixes, and return it to its traditional police box shape. (BFA: The Deep)

The Sixth Doctor's next attempt was more successful. He repaired it for a brief period when he returned to Totter's Lane in 1986, but after it began to transform into shapes that still refused to blend into their surroundings - and on some occasions even made it hard to figure out how he was meant to enter his ship in the first place - he reverted it back to its usual police box form. (DW: Attack of the Cybermen)

During his seventh incarnation, the Doctor briefly enabled his ship — or, more precisely, a version of his TARDIS that he had acquired from an alternate time line where his third self had been murdered (NA: Blood Heat) — to work again. (NA: Conundrum) He later reset it to a police box after Mortimus hacked into the circuit and nearly gave away its location by turning it into the Statue of Liberty while he was materialised around Nelson's Column. (NA: No Future)

Later, when Donna briefly had a Time Lord consciousness, she began to tell the Tenth Doctor how to repair the circuit, but her brain began to overload before she could complete the instructions. (DW: Journey's End)

Despite the chameleon circuit being broken, the TARDIS occasionally still changed its basic shape. Though keeping the form of a police box, it would change the overall exterior height, shade of blue, the window panes and the text which appeared on the box. (DW: The Eleventh Hour et al)

The Monk's TARDIS

The Monk's TARDIS appeared as a sarcophagus in an English church of 1066, (DW: The Time Meddler), a large stone on Tigus, and a stone block in Ancient Egypt. The First Doctor caused it to appear as a motorcycle, an ornamental coach, a covered wagon, a tank and possibly other forms before impishly setting it as a police box to distract the Daleks. (DW: The Daleks' Master Plan)

In 1976 London it assumed the form of a wooden desk, a phone booth, a van, a motorcycle and a filing cabinet. (NA: No Future)

The Master's TARDIS

The TARDIS belonging to the Master took on several different forms during his many encounters with the Doctor. These included:

• A horse box (DW: Terror of the Autons),
• A bank of computers(DW: The Time Monster),
• A Doric column (DW: The Time Monster, Logopolis, Time-Flight) (in contrast to the Ionic column the Doctor's TARDIS had once been),
• A grandfather clock (DW: The Deadly Assassin, The Keeper of Traken),
• The calcified Melkur (DW: The Keeper of Traken),
• A police box identical to the Doctor's TARDIS (DW: Logopolis),
• A fireplace (DW: Castrovalva),
• The Concorde (DW: Time-Flight)
• An "iron maiden" (DW: The King's Demons)
• A space battle cruiser (Birth of a Renegade)

Others

The Rani's TARDIS took the form of both a cabinet (DW: The Mark of the Rani) and a translucent pyramid (DW: Time and the Rani).

Iris Wildthyme's TARDIS took the shape of a red double decker bus (Number 22 to Putney Common), and at one point, according to Iris, was slightly smaller inside than out. (EDA: The Scarlet Empress, The Blue Angel, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, PDA: Verdigris)

The TARDIS of Professor Chronotis looked like his rooms at St. Cedd's College. (DW: Shada)

Behind the scenes

• The Chameleon circuit was originally referred to as a "camouflage unit". (DW: The Time Meddler). The next time the device was mentioned, its name was changed to "Chameleon circuit". (DW: Logopolis)
• The real world reason for the malfunction is thought to be of a far more practical nature: the Chameleon Circuit was intended to allow the TARDIS to blend with its surroundings during the 'historical' episodes which would require an expensive redress of the TARDIS prop for every episode. Others have suggested that the shape was initially selected to provide something that the present audiences would instantly recognise.